Aaaaand the ear candy. Pretty much the same deal as the eye candy, saving that I don't have any soundbites (bites. Hah. I laugh) for you. Yet. ^_^
Gary Allan: "Smoke Rings in the Dark," "The One," "Adobe Walls," "Best I Ever Had" (carrot cake - strong, somewhat substantial treat with a unique texture and a classic flavour)
Tom Baker: The Doctor (Lindt dark chocolate truffle - deep, dark, smooth, rich, and melt-in-your-mouth delicious)
Christian Bale: Thomas, Demetrius, Jack Kelly (warm honey - smooth, sweet, and syrupy)
Chris Barrie: Arnold Judas Rimmer, as well as the entire freaking cast of Red Dwarf in the first two books on tape (warm, pouring maple syrup - smooth and delicious, and all that, but also "flexible" [liquids can take on any shape, of course!], elusive, changeable, and hard to get a hold of)
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John Barrowman: Captain Jack Harkness, "Feeling Good," "Ca C'est l'Amour," "She's Always a Woman," "Night and Day" (butter cream frosting - almost sickeningly sweet, decorative and showy, and mouthwateringly delicious)
Michael Bell: Drew Pickles, Quackerjack (on occasion), the Gerber commercial voice over (Rollos – smooth, creamy chocolate covering delicious, chewy caramel; very tasty, very sugary, very silly)
Jeff Bennett: Duke L'Orange, Brooklyn, The Magus, Owen Burnett, Craig Bean (Gobstoppers - so many layers, and all of them marvelous)
Paul Bettany: Master and Commander, Wimbledon (chocolate peppermint - sweet, sweet chocolate with minty sarcastic goodness)
Sean Biggerstaff: Oliver Wood (peanut butter Twix - sweet, but thick. And there's a cookie. Don't know why that matters)
Wayne Brady: any singing game on Whose Line is it Anyway? (Kudos – many, many varieties, and there’s granola – substance!)
Michael Bublé: "Feelin' Good," "Home," "A Foggy Day in London Town," "Everything" (fudge brownies with cream cheese frosting - rich, gooey, delicious, and warm)
Gerard Butler: Creedy, the Phantom, Terry Sherridan (peanut butter cookie – thick, sugary sweet, and somewhere just between smooth and chunky. They taste especially good when warm)
Steve Butler: "Good Lovin'," "Gathering Rhubarb" (red velvet cake - rich, sweet, and mouthwatering)
Amick Byram: "All I Ever Wanted," "The Plagues" (Milky Way - smooth and absolutely heavenly)
Jim Creeggan: “Anna on the Moon,” “Rocking Chair” (Heath Blizzard – smooth and creamy, but with a few rough bits [not that the rough bits are necessarily bad, mind you], and it’s cold. See, ‘cause Jim’s Canadian... And Canada’s cold... Oh, be quiet.)
Dane Cook: Harmful if Swallowed, Retaliation (Altoids – intense without being disgusting [well, most of the time..._some_ time, at least...])
Nicholas Courtney: Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, Paul Cotterell (French silk pie - deep, rich, and smooth with a strong, tasty crust)
Russell Crowe: A Beautiful Mind, Gladiator (Chocolate Beyond Reason – So rich…so delicious…so awe-inspiringly good. Like the desert, Crowe’s deep voice gets me right in the pit of my stomach. And let’s face it: he doesn’t look too bad, either, just like that mound of chocolate.)
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Jon Culshaw: The Doctor, Brian Perkins, John Humphrys (mint Three Musketeers - lovely, rich dark chocolate covering fluff with a minty bite)
Jim Cummings: Don Karnage, Steele, Cortez, Captain of the Guard (grapes - sometimes sour, sometimes soft, usually sweet and juicy, and they can get all wrinkly and kind of gross when necessary)
Jack Davenport: Commodore James Norrington, that guy from The Wedding Date whose name I can't be bothered to look up (Davenports...which is what my sisters and I call chocolate cookies with white chocolate M&Ms - deep, rich, and extraordinarly tasty)
Tate Donovan: Hercules, Joshua Bergen, Paul Matthews (Pixie sticks - posses an inherently naïve, childlike charm. Or something)
Danny Elfman: “Weird Science,” “What’s This?,” “Poor Jack” (candy corn – it’s associated with Halloween, why else ^_^ Though I generally prefer deeper voices [chocolate], this is one tenor [solidified sugar water] that works for me)
Ralph Fiennes: Rameses ("The Plagues," esp), Charles Van Doren (slightly squidgy Hershey bar - they're always better when you leave them in the sun for about 15 seconds… warm, thick, and absolutely delicious)
Brandon Flowers: “All These Things That I’ve Done,” “Smile Like You Mean It,” “Change You Mind” (cranberry grape juice – angsty and bitter, but smooth, rich in colour, and absolutely delicious. Perhaps slightly better with a bit of sugar water to dilute it, it’s also good straight if you’re in the right mood [read: don’t listen to an entire album’s worth of Brandon unless you’re really in the mood for angst])
Jonathan Forbes: Midshipman Orrock (Yoplait Cherry Chiffon Whipped Yogurt - light, fluffy, and delicious)
Jonathan Frakes: Commander William T. Riker, David Xanatos (Dove bar - thick and rich)
Kelsey Grammer: Frasier Crane, Dr. Hank McCoy, Sideshow Bob, Vlad (Reisens – thick, dark, and rich while somehow being simultaneously pop and high culture)
Hugh Grant: Edward Ferrars, Daniel Cleaver, Charles (iced tea biscuits – quintessential British charm)
John Hannah: Jonathan Carnahan, Dr. Robert Dalgety, Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde, Matthew (Reese's peanut butter cup - very, very tasty, and a bit thick and chunky in the middle)
Jeremy Irons: Scar, Uber-Morlock (Lindt truffle - smooth, rich, and delicious)
Tony Jay: Frollo, Shere Kahn, Death (York peppermint patty - rich, dark, and sends shivers down your spine)
Tom Kane: Lord Monty Fiske, Mr. Herriman, Darwin, Oxnard Montalvo (chocolate-covered peppermint stick – very sweet with a hint of sophistication and intellectual stimulation, if my high school English teacher is to be believed...about the chocolate peppermint, not Kane. I doubt she knows who he is)
Denis Leary: Diego (Mounds – rich dark sarcasm and very tasty, slightly gritty coconut)
Simon Le Bon: “Do You Believe in Shame,” “Friends of Mine,” “What Happens Tomorrow,” “The Chauffeur,” "Winter Marches On," "Palomino" (apple pie – goes good with lots of occasions, a people-pleaser with wide-spread appeal, and has substance.)
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Thomas Lennon: Lt. Jim Dangle, Chester Donge, Eddie the Shipboard Computer (cherry mash – really sweet and rich, and his accent in Reno 911 makes me think of the South, which is the only place you can find them.)
Jason Marsden: Binx, Rich Halke, Max Goof (almond M&Ms - it's those chocolate covered almonds again. I don't know why, but they make my mouth water)
Matthew McConaughey: Benjamin Barry, Steven Edison, Denton Van Zan (Blue Bell chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream - makes me think of Texas. And is utterly delectable)
Richie McDonald: “Smile,” “Walkin’ in Memphis,” “I’m Already There” (peanut brittle – a little thin and delicate, but with chunks of nutritiousness)
Geoffrey McGivern: Ford Prefect (Almond Joy - "Sometimes you feel like a nut…" And they taste bloody awesome.)
Ewan McGregor: Catcher Block/Zip Martin, “Here’s to Love” (Nutella – smooth, creamy, and just flat out delicious)
Kirby Morrow: Scott Summers, Miroku (Blue Bell carmel turtle fudge ice cream - complex and multifaceted with a tad bit of nutritional value in the form of pecans, and a whole lot of knee-buckling scrumptiousness)
David Moscow: David Jacobs, esp. "Seize the Day" (chocolate covered cherries - sticky, gooey, and chocolate coated)
Jason Mraz: "You and I Both," "Who Needs Shelter," "The Boy's Gone," "Tonight, Not Again" (Blue Bell mint chocolate chip ice cream - smooth and refreshing with a delicious, minty bite and little pieces of melt-in-your-mouth chocolate... I'm enjoying both right now, in fact ^_^)
Mike Myers: Shrek, Charlie MacKenzie (chocolate milk - slightly juvenile, but some of the best stuff in the world)
Steven Page: “When You Dream,” “Have You Seen My Love?,” “Next Time” (Nestle’s Crunch – delicious chocolate with little hard, crunchy bits that give it a very unique texture)
Brad Paisley: “Whiskey Lullaby,” “Celebrity,” “Little Moments” (chocolate moon pie – marshmallow fluff sandwiched between cookies of sarcasm and drenched in delicious chocolate)
Robert Palmer: “Still in Your Heart,” “Addicted to Love,” “Get It On (Bang a Gong)” (chocolate dipped bananas – delicious, smooth chocolate coating a tropical, somewhat exotic flavour)
Trey McKay Parker: Kid Blink (dark chocolate covered coconut - not quite as sweet as some of his companions, perhaps, but definitely something to be savored)
Jon Pertwee: The Doctor (white tea with tangerine - sophistocated, comforting, and delicious with a hint of exoticism)
Collin Raye: "Man of My Word," "Angel of No Mercy," "Dreaming My Dreams with You" (cherries - they can be sweet, wild, or chocolate-covered, but they're always delicious)
Alan Rickman: Colonel Brandon, Metatron, Harry [from Love Actually, not Potter. Obviously], Marvin the Paranoid Android, Alexander Dane (coffee ice cream - dark and rather bitter, but there’s a certain sweetness, and you eventually acquire a taste for it.)
Ed Robertson: “Pinch Me,” "When I Fall," “If I Had $1000000,”Am I the Only One?” (candy apple- Can all this fruit be free? Sorry, that one was obvious. But it actually works. See, a lot of his songs seem sticky sweet and fun, but they’re actually full of content. Sweet, juicy content.)
Marty Roe, Gene Johnson, and Dana Williams: "Beautiful Mess," "I Think I Love You," "That's What I Get for Loving You" (Skittles - all the colours and flavours blend together absolutely beautifully)
Seth Rogen: Ken Miller, Ron Garner (Nestle’s Quick powder – bone-dry, and sweet with a little bit of bitterness)
Brent Spiner – Data, Puck, Lore, Dr. Nigel Fenway (Bavarian almonds – lots of substance with just enough sugar to make them one of the best kinds of munchies _ever_)
Keith Urban: "Who Wouldn't Want to Be Me," "Somebody Like You," "But for the Grace of God" (Sunny Delight - cause it makes me happy ^_^)
Steve Wariner: "Life's Highway," "The Weekend," "Lynda" (Werther's - smooth, buttery, and lasts a long time)
Gene Wilder: Victor Frankenschtein, Willy Wonka, The Waco Kid, Dave Lyons (Scrumdiddlyumptious bar – I really don’t think I have to explain this one. If you doubt me, just listen to him sing, “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” That low note buckles my knees every time)
Don Williams: "Ghost Story," "Good Ole Boys Like Me," "In the Shelter of Your Eyes" (Hershey's Good Night Hugs hot chocolate - tastes marvelous, and it's great right before bed.)
