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72 Ways To Kill A Barbie

And if none of these work, then give her to me and i'll add her to my collection.

Put her in a toaster
Put her in the microwave
Put her in a toaster and put the toaster in the microwave
Shut her in a train window and wait for a train to go past on the other track
Tie sticks of dynamite to her
Throw her out of an areoplane
Run her over with a lawnmower
Run her over with an 18 wheeler
Melt her with a lighter
Dip her into a pool of acid
Decapitate her with scissors
Let her try to gas her self but get bored and starts to smoke which makes the gas blow up and she runs out screaming on fire dives into a barrel of water and drowns
Crack a guitar over her head
Flush her down the loo
Cut her head of with an axe, evil dead style
Tie her between two cars and then have them drive off in opposite directions
Give her to your pet dog as a plaything
Give her to zoe
Put her on the barbeque
Tie her to a firework
Strangle her with her own hair
File off her head
Cut off al her limbs and mix and match limbs with a godzilla doll
Run her over with the Barbie new VW beetle

Tie her to the railtracks
Leave her and a chocalte bar in a box filled with cockroach's
Fight-to-the-death boxing with wolverine
Attatch food on her nipples and let lose the dogs
Place bets on a fight between her and Sindy
Introduce her to the art of throwing knives
Throw rocks at her
Put her on a plane to Hong Kong hoping she'll catch the SARS virus
Make her run the gaunlent down deniem road..
Disguise her as Saddam and send her to Baghdad
Cover her in nail vanish then bring out the lighter and deodrent
Feed her to a killer whale
Tie her to an aerosol can, put it near some fire, then shoot the can
Stick her head in an electric socket
Make her watch every single episode of Dawsons Creek
Paint a British flag on her and put her infront of the US army
Make her watch the ring video, then stop her making a copy
Tell Liz Barbie said she was ugly (thank you Dave...)
Put her on eastenders, she'll end up dying eventually, or at least go to manchester, which is just as good
Graffiti her pink car balck then push her along with her head out the roof through a cheese wire
Feed her to sharks
Melt her and make CD cases
Put her in a blender
Drown her in a wax pot

Goth Barbie vs Townie Barbie both bitch fighting each other. Goth slices Townies throat and Townie bores Goth to death
Genetically alter flying mokeys so they hunt her down and eat her
Shoot her in the head
Shoot her to the sun on a rocket
Set her hair on fire and use her a candle
Push her off a cliff
Stamp on her head
Chainsaw her into little pieces
Burn her with a magnifying glass
Shove her in an electric shredder
Poison her
Put her in a car crusher
Cut her in half with a laser
Catapult her out to sea
Put lots of her together and use them as an anchor
Stretch her till she snaps
Feed her oil
Push her into a pit of spikes
Hang her
Feed her to flesh eating ants
Freeze her and smash her with a hammer
Let the Hair and Beauty herstudents use to practice on
Lock her in a room with the Spice Girls
Bash her with a skatebord