The Great Lies of VP

Lie #1
I'm the one person in VP
..who is honest and real.

Lie #2
Just tell me the truth
..and I'll deal with it like an adult.

Lie #3
No matter what happens
..we will always be friends.

Lie #4
I'm not a player
..but my ex and every ex before him/her sure was.

Lie #5
I'd never hurt you.

Lie #6
I never listen to VP gossip.

Lie #7
I don't care about looks
..it's all what's inside that matters.

Lie #8
Age is not a factor
..it's just a number.

Lie #9
I never cyber.

Lie #10
You're my one and only baby.

Lie #11
I'm not married.

Lie #12
I am new to D/s..never had a Master/sub before

Lie #13
ooo..when You logged off last night so did I

Lie #14
I've never done phone sex

Lie #15
I can't seem to get into VP..so can I just talk to You in MSN?

Lie #16
I only have a 2 name account

Lie #17
Nooo..I'm not in IMs...just laggin

Lie #18
Got to sign off..Muh poor ole Momma's callin

Lie #19
No..I don't know who that was in obs..never seen em before

Lie #20
I only chat in this one chat