Pootyhole
I love you
You love me
I tried to stick it in you
Your friend tried to finger my poo
She was right beside us
She said I have a dick like a bus
We had to use vaseline
So I didn't rupture your spliene
You didn't even bring a condom
This made me mad enough to destroy a kingdom
Because I had to pull out
When I did I made a loud shout
You turned back around
And on your back is where the sperm was found
