-Just a plain old answer-the-question-type What time are you starting this?: 11.01 Name?: Dana Nicknames?: Dana bo Bana, Dana Balana, Daner Bananer, Stumpy, Squirtle, Dane Date of birth?: 9-27-90 Sex?: girlie Height?: almost 5' 2" Eye color?: green Where were you born?: Brooklyn Hospital Number of candle on yourlast birthday cake?: umm....I can't remember when I last had a birthday cake.... Pets?: no, but, although Monster and Smokey don't belong to me, I see them a lot and I love them Hair color?: Blonde, goddammit Piercings?: none Town you live in?: Brooklyn Favorite foods?: spaghetti, chocolate, pizza, strawberries, rasperries, green olives, parmesean cheese, bagels, kurt, cheddar cheese with wheat thins, fresh mozzarella and basil and olive oil sandwiches, foccacia, cookies, ridgies, ice cream Ever been to Africa?: I wish I'd been to Africa Been toilet papering?:no Love someone so much it made you cry?: yes Been in a car accident?: no Croutons or bacon bits?: croutons Favorite day of the week?: friday Favorite resturant?: I love Two Boots, and that Little Italian place we went to in the village Favorite flower?: Dandelions and tulips Favorite sport to watch?: dance or gymnastics Favorite drink?: Margarita Favorite ice cream flavor?: Chocolate fudge brownie from Louie G's Warner Bros. or Disney?: Disney Favorite fast food restuarant?: eeeeeww....fast food.... Carpet color in your bedroom?: eeeeeeeewwww....carpet....my floor is wood How many times did you fail your driver's test?: none Whom did you get your last email from?: erm...Ontario, being a homophobic asshole Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?: Bird What do you do most often when you are bored?: Internet, or talk to Kurt Most annoying thing to say to me?: no offense, but... Bedtime?: I have to be in my room making not too much noise by whenever my mom decides to go to bed Favorite TV show?: eh, I don't watch so much TV Last person you went out to dinner with?: My Aunt Shannon and my uncle Ray Been out of country?: no....but...England! Four weeks! Wheeeeeeee! Believe in magick?: no, but I believe in some forms of magic Ford or Chevy?: Why the fuck should I care? What are you listening to right now?: My computer's fan Have you ever failed a grade?: never If you have, what grade did you fail?: see above Do you have a crush on someone?: yes What are you wearing right now?: tank top and panties Would you have sex before marriage?: of course Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: nah Are you a virgin?: yes Do you smoke?: no Do you drink?: no Are you ghetto?: oh hellz yeah, son, I love the preppy kids from camp who have never been out of the suburbs "You're from....*whisper* Brooklyn? Do you live in the ghetto? Do you have a knife?" Yeah, totally. Are you a player?: see above....sort of...lol...the oh hellz yeah part What are your favorite colors?: raspberry, purple What is your favorite animal?: I don't know....I love pitbulls and potbelly pigs Do you have any birthmarks?: not that I know of Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: nah Who do you talk to most on the phone?: Kurt, but when I talk to Blair we talk forever about absolutely nothing Have you ever been slapped?: not seriously, that I can remember Do you get online a lot?: a LOT Are you shy or outgoing?: more outgoing, but I have my shy moments Do you shower?: eeeeew....no...showers are for squares Do you hate school?: nah Do you have a social life?: yep How easily do you trust people?: with my life, pretty easily, with my secrets, almost never Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: no Would you ever sky dive?: no Do you like to dance?: WHOOOOOHOOOO! Hellz yeah! Have you ever been out of state?: yeah, it would be a little sad if I hadn't Do you like to travel?: no, I'm completely agorophobic...no, I love to travel Have you ever been expelled from school?: no Have you ever been suspended from school?: no Do you want to get out of your hometown?: nooo Are you spoiled?: not as much as many Are you a brat?: I hope not Have you ever been dumped?: nope Have you ever gotten high?: no Do you like snapple?: My Original Dello lunch was Ridgies, cupcakes, and a cranberry-rasperry snapple. Do you drink a lot of water?: no What toothpaste do you use?: the minty kind Do you have a curfew?: not a set one, but my mom usually wants me home by a certain hour Who do you look up to?: For some reason, I hate this question Are you a role model?: kinda. What name brand do you wear the most?: i don't know...most of my clothes are from street fairs or family members or my mom or people I've never met....or places that don't sell brand names What kind of jewelry do you wear?: just my Mimi bracelet and my Kurt ring What do you want pierced?: maybe my ears one of these days Do you like takin pictures?: love Do you like gettin your picture taken?: love, although I usually look awful Do you have a tan?: I don't tan Do you get annoyed easily?: if I'm feeling irritable Have you ever started a rumor?:not that I know of Do you have your own phone or phone line?: cell Do you have your own pool?: no Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers are sexy.... Do you have any siblings?: two little brothers, 11 and 4 Have you ever been played?: nope Have you ever played anyone?: no Do you get along with your parents?: yeah How do you vent your anger?: cry and put on massive amounts of ben nye and manic panic makeup Have you ever ran away?: I brought my sleeping bag out in front ogf my house, but I was afraid to go any further Have you ever been fired from a job?: no Do you even have a job?: teaching my babies.... Do you daydream a lot?: yeah Do you have a lot of ex's?: no Do you run your mouth?: a LOT What do you want a tattoo of?: tattoos limit casting options, but maybe...I don't know, I'd want one like Betsy's, with the line of poetry and the little heart, which I think is what it is, but it's been awhile since I've seen Betsy What do you have a tattoo of?: none What does your ex bf/gf look like?: none....well.....none What does your most recent crush look like?: Completely gorgeous Whats her/his name?: dear god, figure it out, I never fucking shut up about him Have you ever been bitched out?: what? bitched out? do people say that? no, I've never been bitched out....I think.... Are you rude?: no What was the last compliment you recieved?: I was talking to Kurt, something along the lines of "you're the most beautiful girl in the world" Do you like getting dirty?: yeah! as long as I don't get sticky, I hate being sticky Are you flexiable?: no... What is your heritage?: European. White. What are your lucky numbers?: 3, 13, 27 What does your hair look like right now?: sleep-deprived Describe your looks?: not so tall, dirty blonde hair, green eyes, not the skinniest girl in the world, but not overweight, usually wears....clothes Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yeah, age is just a number, but no so much younger that it's pedophilish Would you ever date someone older than you?: yeah When was the last time you were drunk?: never How many rings until you answer the phone?: 2 or 3, depending on how far the phone is from me and whether someone else is planning on picking it up When was the last time you went on a date?: date? Do you cry a lot?: only when I have pms What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: that's so cool! Is your best friend a virgin?: definitely...right, Blairbear? What size shoe do you wear?: 6 1/2 or 7 What is your screen name on AIM?: TinyActorina or PickleWingedFish How are you feeling right now?: blissful...and impatient When was the last time you were at a party?: a party party? I guess Lisa's a couple weeks ago...that wasn't a party party....it's been awhile Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: not that I know of What is one of your bad qualilties?: I know I brag subconsciously Are you more of a mommys or daddys child?: no When was the last time you cried in school?: ummm....I guess last winter, when Hamlet was stressing me out and everything sucked and I was frustrated and Michael was being an ass, but then he apologized and was REALLY sweet for Michael and gave me a hug, even though he doesn't believe in human contact. Would you ever hook up with the same sex?: eh, maybe What kind of music do you like?: good music...mostly that no one's heard of, and no one else likes very much Would you ever bungee jump?: no What is your worst fear?: I really don't like squids Would you ever join the army?: eeew, god no Do you like cows?: long as I don't have to hang out with em If you were to die today, what would you do?: tell everyone how much I love them If you had one last word to say to someone before you die, what would it be?: Oh, man, I have no idea Hearts or broken hearts?: broken hearts are more poetic Moons or stars?: stars Coke or pepsi?: coke Favorite scent?: lemon, or patchouli, or the way kurt smells Would you ever dye your hair red?: I was actually considering that How many languages can you speak?: english...y yo hablo espanol, pero no mucho What time are you finishing this?: 11.51, thank god

-One of those dumb catagorical ones where they originally wrote everything LyKe ThIs and I had to change it ______Your Life______ they call me: Dana.....sometimes the call me Dana Afguggyshmugglymanhattan Bambini the 8th and Ultimate Supremo aka Xotai, Lord of all that is Cool.... gender: girlie my first breath of air: Sept. 27, 1990 nationality: Italian, Irish, Swedish, Norweigan, English, French, German, etc. best homegirl: um......no.....no homegirls....that's unbelievably tacky _______Rewind______ most memorable memory: Hmmmm.... worst?: That day I was playing Truth or Dare with Ontario.....9/11.....the last day of school.......walking home in my damp bathing suit in the freezing rain from Gwen's party first word uttered: cat....unique, eh? first best friend ever!?: first? I think my first BEST friend was Blair _______Fast Forward_______ college planning to go to: Yale, with Imagine future resident of: the village wedding: that was a very detailed question.....I want it in the grass, with thousands of red roses, and I want to be barefoot, and wear a gorgeous dress with a tulle skirt and a rose crown children: A girl named Magnolia Love _____, and then one year later a boy named Griffin Lysander _____, and then 5 years later another girl named October Dana _____, and I'll call them Maggie and Griff and Toby looking forward to: LaGuardia NOT looking forward to: my next math class ______Play______ Feeling: what? that was so not a question Listening: nothing, but my headphones are on....there, I just put on Barenaked Ladies Talking to: Blair thinking of: Blair, and Kurt, but not in the same thought, and stuff hating: I really don't hate anything right now, but I'm kinda pissed at the blender ________Picky Picky_______ dog or cat: Dog short or long hair: really long or really short on chicas, and a little longish on guyes innie or outtie: innie sunshine or rain: both at the same time moon or sun: moon basketball or football: basketbal, but......ick righty or lefty: I'm a righty, but I always wished I was a lefty hugs or kisses: definitely kisses, from everyone 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: one best friend bf/gf or best friend: both in the same person tv or radio: TV starbucks or jamba juice: Tea Lounge mcdonalds or burger king: McDonalds summer or winter: Summer written letters or e-mails: written letters playstation or nintendo: playstation disney or nickelodeon: Old Nickelodeon car or motorcycle: motorcycle, I suppose house party or club: club sing or dance: dance freak or slow dance: slow yahoo messenger or aim: AIM...I don't know anyone who has yahoo.... google or ask jeeves?: google _______Miscellaneous_______ can you swim?: well enough whats under your bed?: the rolly think with my shoes, and some books, and two wigs, rose colored glasses, and a mask, a box that used to have chinese cookies in it with my computer stuff in it what are you scared of?: I definitely have this crazy fear of under my bathtub, and squids, and needles....I think that's about it for serious fears what is your greatest accomplishment?: recently, I have to go with Hamlet do you like tomatoes?: yum :) how many TVs in the house?: 1 in my house, 3 in the house I'm in now how many phones?: 1 and three cells how many residents?: three last dentist visit: a long time ago, but the last orthodontist visit was about a month ago last doctor visit: a few weeks ago last phone call: Kurt....or maybe Marguerite....I don't know, I forget ______Your Looks______ Hair color: BLONDE, GODDAMMIT! But only my true friends know that Eye color: green Height: 5'2" and I'm never getting taller.... Do u wear contacts or glasses? nope Do you have any piercings? none Do you wear any rings/jewelry? The bracelet Mimi brought me back from Italy, and the pink ring Kurt made me Do you have a certain fashion you follow? Everyone's wearing it in Danaland.... ______Just Lately______ How are you today? kind of irritated in a too-lazy-to-be-irritated way What shirt are you wearing right now? my black t shirt, but yesterday I wore my 6th grade Shakespeare Festival shirt, which had the weird collar, that I cut off and so it has a really really wide neck, and I was just wearing it off one shoulder, and now I have one sunburnt shoulder.... What does your hair look like at the moment? sort of in a just-get-it-the-fuck-off-my-neck ponytail thing What song are u listening to right now? Alchohol - Barenaked Ladies How is the weather right now? I dunno, I haven't been outside Who are you talking to right now? you asked this already What time is it? 4.46 pm ______More about You______ What are the last four digits of your phone number? 4781 at mom's and 8542 at dad's If u were a crayon, what color would you be? all of them! Have you ever almost died? no What's the next CD you are going to buy? no idea..... What's the best advice ever given to you? see above Have u ever won any special award? not really.....*tear* Where do you shop the most? 5th ave, I guess How many kids do you want to have? I answered this already, too Shampoo? my grapefruit stuff from Origins Do you have your own TV? nope, my mom doesn't believe in it.... Do you have your own phone line? nah, there are only three people in my house, I can manage Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? there are a ton on my bed Have you ever broken/sprained/fractured a bone? never Who do you dream about? mostly my friends....and there was that creepy dream about Anna Nicole Smith and the fetus.....yeah Who do you tell your dreams to? everyone and anyone Who's the loudest friend you have? Mimi....and Chris can be very, very loud Who's the quietest friend? Carlin...I consider her my friend, even though she's only turning 9 tomorrow, and I probably won't see her again until next summer, but I love her! Is cheerleading a sport? Yes, I think it is, which is part of why I'd never do it How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toootsie Pop? A helluvalot Which came first, the chicken or the egg? the egg, it just wasn't a chicken that laid it ______YOU and LOVE______ Do you have a crush? always.... Who is your crush? Kurt, could you tell? Where would you like to go on your honeymoon? A tiny desert island with no one but us What do you like most on someone of the opposite sex: I definitely like someone who can be funny and also all romantic......awwwwww..... Ice Cream Flavor? Chocolate Fudge Brownie from Uncle Louie G's Sport? Dance Animal? Some gorgeous under-sea creature, like a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, or possibly people number? 27 Radio station? Yeah, I so don't listen to the radio Band or singer? I don't know.....Mimi said that your favorite band is one you can listen to anywhere and feel at home, and Fountains of Wayne or the Baskervilles always make me feel at home Fav.day of the year? Christmas, or my Birthday Store? Hmmm....I dunno...I like Bird an awful lot Scent? Pink Roses ____________HAVE you EVER____________ Wanted to kill someone? I often want to kill Topper...but I get over it Broke the law? yep, I break all the health code laws at camp, it's illegal for me to put a bandaid on a bleeding kid Ran from the cops? yeah, but not because they were chasing me Tried to kill youself? Never Made yourself throw up? I couldn't Favorite saying: hmmm..... WHAT TIME IS IT NOW??? 5.44, but I stopped in the middle of the survey to take a compatability test with Blair

-One of those countdown thangs 10 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT -My Laptop -Music -Fantastic People -A Stage -An Audience -My Room -Photos -My Long-Term Memory -Good Books -Continuing Education 9 THINGS YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO -Teaching at the Day Camp -Going to Camp -Going to London with my Friends -Drama -Going to LaGuardia -My Birthday -Next time I get to see My Friends -A Time When I Have Money -Finishing Girls On Film 8 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY -Cuddling with My Friends -When My Family all gets together and plays guitar -Being in my room -Being On Stage -Drama -Walking up/down 3rd street and seeing the little boys -Getting Presents -Listening to Good Music 7 THINGS THAT SUCK -Awful People -Annoying People -Forced Education -Being Lonely -Not seeing My Friends -Graduating -Not Having Money 6 THINGS YOU TOUCH EVERYDAY -Water -Air -Sidewalk -Paper -Laptop -Pillow 5 THINGS YOU DO EVERY MORNING -Press The Snooze Button -Take a Shower -Sit on the Couch and talk to My Mom -Open and closeThe Fridge at least 3 times without taking anything out -Get Dressed 4 PEOPLE YOU'D LIKE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH -LJ -Kurt -My Grandma -Maurice 3 MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER -Ferris Bueller's Day Off -High Fidelity -Bring It On 2 OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS -Fountains of Wayne - Hey Julie -Ghettobillies - One of Us 1 PERSON YOU COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT - Wow...that's Hard, but in all honesty, I definitely couldn't live without Blair -The kind about years ago --[15 Years Ago, I ]-- 1. Was a negative year old 2. Did not actually exsist 3. Because of #2, Didn't do much 4. Was being desperately hoped for 5. Was having a lovely nonexisting time --[10 Years Ago, I]-- 1. Was Three 2. Was in nursery school 3. Was rather happy 4. Had a number of best friends 5. Had the option of being rolled up in blankets at naptime like a hotdog or hamburger, and it was a tough descision --[5 Years Ago, I]-- 1. Was in 3rd grade 2. Had trouble with my times tables 3. Was always winning spelling competitions 4. Was desperately in love with about 6 boys 5. Was in Blair's class again. Yay!!! --[2 Years Ago, I]-- 1. Was in 6th grade 2. Was discovering how much I needed to constantly be on stage 3. Was constantly trying to choose between my old friends and my new friends 4. Was an excellent student 5. Was sad a lot --[1 Year Ago, I]-- 1. Was in 7th grade 2. Was cooler than everyone else 3. Was friends with everybody 4. Was upset because we weren't having a play 5. Had discovered that copying homework is not a crime --[Yesterday, I:]-- 1. Was tired and depressed 2. Won my game of Civ 3, space race style 3. Had a good excuse for not having my math homework 4. Didn't go to Blair's After School 5. Went to P.S. 321 for a "Poet's Cafe" --[Today, I]-- 1. Had My Citywide Social Studies Test 2. Had Graduation Rehearsal 3. Watched Star Wars 4. Had Blair over at my house 5. Wore my new purple shirt --[Tomorrow, I]-- 1. will be happier 2. will be less antisocial 3. will most likely be hyper 4. will have Drama 5. will do something better -PMS has absolutely nothing to do with sexuality SEXUALITY -- ! ~ ** what time of the month do you start your period: around the 25th ! ~ ** do you suffer from PMS: I get soooo depressed ! ~ ** are you a virgin: most definitely ! ~ ** does size matter to you: nah...not really ! ~ ** are you straight, bi or gay: oh god...to the best of my knowledge, I'm straight, but I won't make any assumptions ! ~ ** do you use any form of birth control: abstinence FUTURE -- ! ~ ** where do you see yourself in 10 years: getting out of college, not having much money, living in a tiny apt. with a bunch of roomates, surviving on mostly tips, working nonstop, doing off-off broadway, going days without eating, being indescribably happy ! ~ ** future job: stage actor ! ~ ** future car: yay for metrocards! ! ~ ** are you going to have children: hopefully, but not until I'm at least 33 ! ~ ** how many: 2, or maybe maybe 3 ! ~ ** what will you name them: (first and middle) Magnolia Love, October Dana, and Griffin Lysander ! ~ ** at what age would you like to get married: between 25 and 30 ! ~ ** your idea of the perfect wedding: In a tent made out of gold ribbons and roses SCHOOL LIFE -- ! ~ ** grade: 8 ! ~ ** number of schools you've been to: 3 - Old First Nursery School, P.S. 321, M.S. 51 ! ~ ** which school did you enjoy the most: definitely 51, I have the greatest friends here ! ~ ** who was your favorite teacher: Mike Rodgers (4th grade), Mr. Romero (6th grade LA), Ms. Martinez (8th grade Spanish), Ms. Rear (8th grade LA), Mr. McEneny (Drama) ! ~ ** who was your least favorite teacher: Maria Sjchale (5th grade), Mr. Vasquez (6th Grade Social Studies), Ms. Gioe (7th grade Spanish), Ms. Pesso (8th grade Math) ! ~ ** what was your favorite subject: Drama, and then LA ! ~ ** least favorite: Math...eeeeeeew ! ~ ** did you ever get detention: not by myself, but my class has had detention ! ~ ** did you ever get suspended: no! ! ~ ** expelled: see above! ! ~ ** in school suspension: see above! ! ~ ** school calling your parents: Only when I was absent...I think Ms. Ruggeri might have called my mom once ! ~ ** did you do well in school: never under a 93 average ! ~ ** what were your report cards like: see above ~ ** do you plan on going to college: Yale Drama CURRENT -- ! ~ ** clothes: Grey drawstring pants, purple top with the singing/screaming cat on it, strapless bra, navy blue panties, one pink sock, one maroon sock ! ~ ** make-up: no, thanks ! ~ ** accessories: nah ! ~ ** mood: tiredish ! ~ ** music: Summer in Disguise - Mid-State Orange ! ~ ** taste: none ! ~ ** hair: up in a ponytail bun type thing ! ~ ** color of nails: Imagine colored my left hand purple and my right hand green with red polka dots, which makes it my pox hand. I've been giving people poxes all day :) LAST PERSON YOU -- ! ~ ** touched: my brother ! ~ ** hugged: my dad ! ~ ** fought with: no idea ! ~ ** played dress up with: Imagine and I played dress up at Macy's and ended up buying a couple dresses ! ~ ** emailed: LJ, according to my mailbox ! ~ ** instant messaged: Mimi ! ~ ** kissed on the cheek: Michael, I think ~ ** yelled at: my mom? Jamie, probably RANDOM QUESTIONS -- ** do you find it uncomfortable without a bra: depends what shirt I'm wearing ** boxers or briefs: boxers with funky prints **who do you believe is the smartest man alive at the moment: I have no idea. And I'm offended that the next question is not "Who is the smartest woman alive" ** do you feel pity for people who commit suicide: pity, and anger, and in some cases, annoyance ** choose one word to describe how you feel most often: happyhyper ** do you dream at night: always ** are you right handed or left handed: right, sadly. I've always waned to be a lefty ** what do you fear: being alone ** where is your favorite place to shop - 5th ave, Trash, if I had the money, Ricky's ** any tattoos or piercings - none ! ~ ** do you do drugs - no ! ~ ** what kind of shampoo do you use - different stuff by the week ! ~ ** what vehicle do you wish to have - Hmmm...idk... ! ~ ** who is the last person that called you - for me....Kurt, I think.... ! ~ ** where do you wanna get married - I answered this already, in a tent made of gold ribbons and roses ! ~ ** how many messenger buddies are online right now - 2 ! ~ ** if you could change anything about yourself, what would it be - physically? I'd drop about 20 pounds, mentally/emotionally - I'd make myself procrastinate less ! ~ ** have you ever...given someone a bath - besides babies, no ! ~ **...showered or bathed with someone of the opposite sex- not since I bathed with my brother when I was little ! ~ **...showered or bathed with someone of the same sex - on Friday, but we all had our tops and panties on ! ~ **...smoked -no ! ~ **...bungee jumped - no ! ~ **...broken the law - probably... ! ~ **...made yourself throw-up - god no ! ~ **...went skinny dipping - no ! ~ **...been in love - I like to think so ! ~ **...made yourself cry to get out of trouble - yeah... word association... red - excting cow tipping - midwest socks - random greenland - canada....idk why.... what's worse, barfing on your date, or your date barfing on you - barfing on your date do you like filling these out- more than I should gold or silver - gold what is the last film you saw in movies - wow....I can't even remember.... what do you have for breakfast - turkey and cheese :) who would you love to be locked in a room with - Kurt :) state your name - Dana