WARNING: This is a slash story, which means it contains male/male erotic content involving consenting adults. If you're not of legal age or are offended by such material, please go find something else to read.

Title: Stand By Your Snape
By: Minerva McTabby
Email: minervamctabby@yahoo.com.au
FF.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=148660
Category: Humor, Filk
Notes: Because JayKay asked for it.
Disclaimers: All Harry Potter related characters and concepts are copyrighted by JKR and Warner Brothers; this is for non-profit, entertainment purposes only.

[to the tune of "Stand By Your Man"]

STAND BY YOUR SNAPE

Sometimes it's hard to be a Lupin,
Giving werewolf love to just one Snape.
You're attracted
While he's distracted,
Brewing things that you don't understand.
But if you love him, you'll still have him
Even though he bears the Dark Lord's brand.
And if you love him,
Oh grab hold of him,
'Cause after all, he's just a Snape.

Stand by your Snape!
Give him your legs to cling to,
And something hard to handle
When scenes get hot and sweaty...

Stand by your Snape!
Howl out his name in pleasure,
Keep shagging, don't let him escape,
Stand by your Snape!

Stand by your Snape!
Until the moon transforms you,
Keep shagging, don't let him escape,
Stand by your Snaaaaaaaaaaaaape!