WARNING: This is a slash story, which means it contains male/male erotic content involving consenting adults. If you're not of legal age or are offended by such material, please go find something else to read.

Title: Watching The Fishing Trip
Author: Treemonisha
Email: treemonisha13@yahoo.com
Rating: R
Pairings: Severus/Remus Neville/Percy & some implied Fred/George
Category: PWP, Humor
Spoilers: for Reggibar's fic The Fishing Trip. Read it first and this will make a lot more sense
Warnings: This is a PWP. Lots of nooky for no reason other then I feel like it.
Summary: Reggi wrote this terrific fic with a really nice image of 2 naked men in a rowboat. I'd noticed that Severus & Remus weren't very worried about being caught in the act. I mean there's a school full of students and they all take Astronomy. What if someone just happened to have a telescope? I'd bet it would be something like this--
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"Hey Neville, you know you're supposed to look at the sky with that."

"Ignore him Neville. Is that a new telescope?"

"Yes. I wanted to see how it works."

"Anything interesting happening?"

"Not really. Oh, Professor Lupin and Professor Snape are dragging Hagrid's boat down to the lake."

"Really? Why do you suppose they're doing that?"

"Maybe there's a problem with the giant squid in the lake?"

"Oh. Oh!"

"Neville? What's wrong?"

"P-professor Lupin just took off his r-robes."

"Oooh. Briefs or boxers?"

"Knock it off, Lavender."

"Neville, you're turning awfully red."

"N-n-neither. N-n-nothing."

"Excuse me?"

"What do you mean, Neville?"

"N-n-n-naked."

*Scuffle*

"Oh my God! Neville's right he is starkers."

"Let me see! Come on Fred, let me see!"

"Wow! You wouldn't think he was hiding all that under those robes. Shit!"

"What is it now?"

"Snape just took off his robes."

"Ewww."

"I'm going to be sick."

"George? George, are you all right?"

"Who would have thought Snape would be hung like that?"

"George!"

*Scuffle*

"Quit pulling on my arm. Oh my."

"What are they doing?"

"Snape just handed Professor Lupin an oar."

"What's going on here?"

"Oh, hi Percy. Nothing really, just helping Neville with his telescope."

"That would explain why he's sitting on the floor hyperventilating."

"Uhm, well you see..."

"Hermione, please give me that telescope."

"Percy, really I don't think..."

"Now what are you...? Oh my god!!!!"

"Well ,that's done it for sure."

"What are they doing now, Percy?"

"They're rowing...I mean, you should be ashamed of yourselves."

"You're right Percy. We're all very sorry. Can we have the telescope back?"

"No! It's just not right. For heaven's sake, look what you're doing to Neville."

"P-p-p-Percy?"

"Yes Nev----mmmmph!?!?!"

"Ewww."

"Excellent, Neville. You keep him distracted."

*Scuffle*

"Ginny! Put that down."

"Shut up Ron. They've stopped rowing. They're just sitting there drifting."

"Is that all?"

"Oh, now Lupin's touching Snape's face."

"What's Snape doing?"

"He's just grabbed Lupin's hand. He's kissing the palm."

"Aww."

"Now he's licking the palm."

"Let me see, Ginny. Ow!"

"Lay off, Ron. Oh, now he's having Lupin give him a hand-job."

"Ginny!?!"

"What?"

"How do you know about things like that?"

"My bedroom at home is right next to Fred and George's."

"Huh?"

"Oh fuck!"

"Exactly. Oh, now they're kissing.

"Awww."

"That's so romantic."

"You really think it's romantic for two naked men in a rowboat to kiss while one's pulling the other's pud?"

"Yes, so what?"

"You're the woman of my dreams. Marry me?"

"Knock it off, Seamus."

"Lupin's still playing with Snape's cock. Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen we have a gusher."

"Ginny!"

"I don't think they've finished."

"What are they doing?"

"Snape's lying back in the boat. Now Lupin's kneeling between his legs. Oh, wow!"

"Ginny?!?!"

"Professor Lupin has just sunk his Quaffle in the Slytherin's goal."

"Huh?"

"Do you mean to say...?"

"Are they really...?"

*Scuffle*

"They are!!!"

"Give me the telescope!"

"Have you ever thought about doing commentary for the next Quidditch match, Ginny?"

*Scuffle*

"Do you think I'd be any good?"

"Wow! They're going at it like a couple of animals."

"Not fair, let me see."

"Wait a second. I think Snape just came."

"You think?"

"He either came or had some kind of seizure. There goes Professor Lupin."

"Aw, it's all over."

"Are they doing anything?"

"Just lying there. Oh, now Lupin's kissing Snape on the cheek."

"Ohhh."

"That's just so sweet."

"Really, I was serious. Marry me."

"Seamus!"

"I guess it's over. They're sitting up."

"Do you suppose Snape will be in a good mood for the rest of the day?"

"Neville? Percy?"

"If he is, I'm buying Professor Lupin the biggest box of chocolate they have at Honeydukes."

"They've put their robes back on."

"Um, Neville? Neville?"

"They've started rowing back to shore."

"Neville, you can stop now. Neville?"

"Well that was fun."

"Good lord! Neville?"

"Er, I think we ought to leave them alone."

"Yeah, that's likely a good idea."

"Neville, I'll just leave your telescope over there. Neville?"

"Just leave it, Hermoine. He'll find it."

"I'll bet Potions and Defense Against Dark Arts will be a lot more fun from now on."

"Really, I want to marry you."

"Seamus!!!"