*"Oh what tangled web we weave, when we first practice to decieve."~Sir Walter Scott.
*"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn't met me yet."~Rodney Dangerfield
*"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."~P.J. O'Rowke
*"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."~Lewis Carroll
*"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere."~Martin Luther King Jr.
*"Those who cannot remeber the past are condemned to repeat it."~George Santayana
*"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."~John Russell
*"We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got unalienable rights, endowed by a Creator."~Dubya
*"I've coined new words like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."~Dubya
*"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses."~Ziggy
*"Without a struggle, there can be no progress."~Frederick Douglass
*"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car."~Carrie Snow
*"A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water."~Eleanor Roosevelt
*"I generally aviod temptation unless I can't resist it."~Mae West