Animals
I love animals - at home I have a black labrador, a fishtank, an axelotl, two turquoisine parakeets and a bearded dragon!! I would like to set up a tank for tropical frogs too at some point in the future.....
Scotland
I'm Scottish and proud of it!!!! It is a beautiful place, and I hope to soon have photos displayed here of various tourist spots around the country!
Some words of wisdom I found....
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Money can't buy love. But it can rent a very close imitation.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles
Two wrongs are only the beginning
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
Change is inevitable....except from vending machines
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands....
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route
Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
Death to all fanatics!
Chastity is curable, if detected early
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back
Beware of geeks bearing gifs
Half the people you know are below average
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good
and finally ...
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you
