"Fear my flaming gonorrhea!"-Jeannie "All we've got to bitch to are men and they won't hear it."
-Jeannie "I'm so nervous. I hope I don't vomit on a stripper."
-Joe "You fluffy son of a bitch!"
-Jeannie "Tell people I hit you with a rake."
-V "If television had some decent shows to occupy and entertain my mind, I wouldn't have such demented thoughts."
-Foamy "There's a square white object on the floor and I don't know what it is."
"Where?"
"Next to the toaster."
"And the Cheez-It? Or over there?"
"Over there."
"That's a StarBurst. I don't know what's next to the Cheez-It."
"Wait, there's still a Cheez-It in here?! I thought they were all gone! We're talking like three or four months here!"-Jeannie and V "I don't know where the tiger is."
"He's on the floor. Next to the Cheez-It."
"He's not- Oh, he really is."-V and Jeannie "I've seen anarchy. It's a game called Asteroids."
-Jeff "Do they have a SUNY Hawaii?"
-Jeannie "I have one, you know."
"A Hungarian whip?"
"Yup."
"I want one. Where'd you get it?"
"Hungary."
"Damn you."-Bobby and Jeannie "Those little mushroom people freak me out. They run around so fast. I get nervous."
-Jeannie, who I'm beginning to think should never be allowed to play video games anymore V: I ran over a frog.
Jeannie: I ran over a porcupine, but it was already dead.
Megan: I ran over the hose once, my mom got mad at me."Now eat your broccoli so you'll grow up big and strong and not get scurvy."
-V and Jeannie "You think a blind person can't find a stick in the woods?"
-V
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