Team Wiseguy Quotes
Team Wiseguy is more than just a group of magic players. We are a group of really good friends who like to get together and do stupid things. Well, you can guarantee that when we are together there will be lots of laughs due to the stupid things that we say. There's never a dull moment with the Wiseguys and here is just a small taste of the hilariously stupid things that are said.
Quotes:
- "COUNTRY!" - Noob on the way to a Roanoke PTQ in Tandy's car, referring to how awesome rock music is.
- "That card's so cute!" - Lijah, referring to the Pygmy Hippo that he carries with him at all times.
- "I'll be here forever if I don't leave." - Brian Smith, stating the obvious while trying to get out of a magic discussion.
- "Today Master Dosan gave me a hard on." - The flavor text on every Distress Trav owns.
- "Well I weigh 220 pounds, and I ate 6 pieces of pizza, what d'ya think about that?" - Fred, after a waitress at the Waffle House in Knoxville said she weighed 97 pounds and ate 21 pieces of pizza in one day.
- "YOU BASTARD! What are you doing with my milk?!" - Tandy, to Jody after Jody attempted to dump Tandy's 4 hour old milk.
- "You bought those just to use!" - Lij referring to Tandy's Insect tokens.
- "...Later man..." - Lij to Jody, after already saying Bye 17 times.
- "I'm not hungry anymore..." - Noob after getting hit in the head by a flying magic card.
- "How are you going to get it into play?" Brian Smith, on Nooney's sideboard tech of Phage the Untouchable. "...Cast it!" - Nooney, responding to Brian Smith's aforementioned question.
- "I run 20 lands in my White Weenie deck." - Randy Meade, when asked the number of lands in his WW deck."Ah, see I only run 18 in mine." - John, replying to Randy. "That's even less!" - Noob, aka Captain Obvious.
- "Not good for Tandy" originated way back when the group was first beginning. It is said to someone when the game swings in their opponents favor. But we usually sing it rather than just saying it...
- "Eurry Buddy knows that white weenies can't resist General Tsao's Chicken!" - Brian Smith when asked what sideboard tech we should use against white weenie.
