A Love Letter from Miss Klaire

A little about myself, cos I guess that's why you've come here...

i am 18 and living in Essex, England, which is a hole.

i am completely music obsessed.

tura satana and my ruin are my favourite bands.

i have been called a fake by the biggest faker of them all - yes alex - YOU.

my favourite colour is black, even though david insists it is only a 'shade'.

my teeth are kind of perculiar, they are like billy corgans in the way that my outer two overlap my front teeth, i've always been told it gives me character, but this girl told me the other day that i should have them enhanced and i would look like a vampire. she thought this was the biggest compliment ever. i was speechless.

anet mook asked me to go backstage for a few beers with her. (see me in the photo with her above)

last night, me and my friend liz stood up for this woman who was getting abuse from this man, while 30 PEOPLE stood and WATCHED, and then he was screaming at me and was going to punch me (he was 26-ish and i'm a little girl in comparison) but the police turned up - the only time i've ever been glad to see them.

i'm going to be a rockstar one day, you see if i don't.

i love angel perfume, its so divine.

my favourite shade of lipstick is WHORE RED.

I have the best set of friends in the entire world.

i do NOT worship the devil, contrary to popular belief.

i love the ouiji and witchcraft [white obviously cos i'm a good girl]

i only figured out last christmas that S8N stood for satan...lloyd disowned me.

i can't make my own bed, thats pretty pathetic at age 18.

last summer i dyed my hair pink at hair by fairy by the scariest little guy i have ever encountered. i'm never going back.

i am a complete feminist, and hate quite a lot of men, but my best friend is male.

keith flint's dog once tried to attack me.

i got beaten up at the last rachel stamp gig i went to (though i can admit, i deserved it)

i am in lust with drew barrymore.

*oops* AND tairrie.

i get VERY angry when people slag my music tastes.

my mum used to teach jim davis from pitchshifter.

i hate kitschness and fairy wings.

i hate the way at rachel stamp gigs there is always more blokes in the girls toilet than girls, they think its so cute putting on all their makeup, but they're so pretensious.

june 10th is the most beautiful song i have ever heard.

tuna baguettes are my favourite food ever...i had one today actually, my favourite crisps are skips too...mmmm.....

i hate it when people forget their friends....

i have a scar on my *lower abdomen* [wink wink] from my appendix bursting.

i love rock niteclubs.

i love riot-grrrl bands.

i hate bullies (i've had my fair share) oh, i guess townies come under this category.

i hate my business studies teacher more than hitler.

i hate being copied.

there is one person i would enjoy watching burn - cos what he did to me was FAR worse.

my favourite film is STIGMATA, but i also love THE CRAFT and TANKGIRL.

i hate sport.

stephen king is my favourite author

at school, i get completely harrassed by these boys who are like 12, and whenever i walk past them, they play air guitar and tell me to 'rock on'...its all very amusing, except when they scream 'ozzy ozborne' at me - do i look like a black sabbath fan??????.

my form teacher thinks i am going to end up teaching drama in primary schools...FUCK THAT.

queeny gave me one of her tairrie/melanie autographs, which i will love her FOREVER for.

i go to a ultra-religious school, my head thinks he's god, and our deputy head told us he's a prophet. its quite screwed...

i think i am the only catholic my ruin fan. does this make me hypocritical?

i have a really shitty job, but a very cool boss, who loves metallica - i made him a my ruin fan too.

when i was little, i met david bellamy.

i was going to be a ballerina.

my favourite women [bar my friends] are: miss b, courtney love, drew barrymore, rayna foss-rose, kat bjelland, caroline campbell, d'arcy wretzky, patty schemel, kristen pfaff, morgan lander, TALENA!!

my favourite men [bar my friends] are: jonathon davies, chino moreno, david ryder-prangley [for being so nice about our band] that guy who sold me my blue trousers in covent garden.

anyway, thankyou for coming to my page blah blah, yr very sweet or i just went on at you until you did as i said. please contribute a dream or SOMETHING! just mail me....

lots of love from miss k xxx