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Howdy-Ho! Welcome to my room full of jokes... funny thoughts... and other cool stuff! Just sit back and have fun... :)

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Which mouse was a Roman Emperor? Julius Cheeser.
What are cold and squeaky? Mice-icles.
What is nice to mice? A lazy squeak-end.
What is grey, buzzes and eats cheese? A mouse-quito.
What is white and goes round and round? A mouse in a washing machine.
Why can`t they milk mice? They don`t make buckets small enough.
What do angry mice send each other at Christmas? Cross-mouse cards.
What is small grey and goes at 200mph? A mouse on concorde.
What do you do if a mouse drowns? Give mouse-to-mouse resssitation.

If you wish to tell everyone "how you feel today" then please email me your entry... it will be posted for a week at least and then until someone emails me another one. Have fun! O.K. So this morning I'm taking the twistie-tie off of my loaf of bread to make toast, only I can't get it off. It's one of those things - you know - where it looks like it needs to be twisted one way, but after 2 or 3 twists, you realize it ACTUALLY is twisted the other way, then you have too many twists going and you've wasted that part of your day entirely! I HATE THAT! You know me - I'm not happy unless I'm complaining about something. -The Flash

Jokes donated by: The World of Mice