WHEN HARRY MET SALLY
Harry Burns: "You realize of course that we could never be friends."
Sally Albright:Why not?
Harry:What I'm saying is...and this is not a "come-on" in any way, shape or form...is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way."
Sally:"That's not true, I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
Harry:"No you don't!"
Sally:"Yes I do!"
Harry:"You only think you do."
Sally:"You're saying i'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
Harry:"No, what I'm saying is that they ALL WANT to have sex with you."
Sally:"They do NOT!"
Harry:"Do too!"
Sally:"How do you know?"
Harry:"Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them too!"
Sally:"What if THEY don't want to have sex with YOU?"
Harry:"Doesn't matter because the sex thing is already out there so the friendship is ultimately doomed and that is the end of the story."
Sally:"Well I guess we're not going to be friends then!"
Harry:"I guess not"
Sally:"That's too bad...you were the only person I knew in New York."
Harry:"There are two kinds of women: high maintenance and low maintenance."
Sally:"Which one am I?"
Harry:"You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance, but you think that you're low maintenance."
TAXI DRIVER
Travis Bickle: Are you talking to ME?
LOCK, STOCK, AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS
Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shots?
Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shots!
If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets!
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
GOODFELLAS
You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand.
GOONIES
[The Fratellis are interrogating Chunk]
Jake Fratelli: Tell us everything!
Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen: When I was in third grade, I cheated on my history test. When I was in fourth grade, I stole my uncle Joseph's toupee and glued it to my face, because I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. When I was in fifth grade, I pushed my sister Edie down the stairs and blamed it on the dog. [beginning to cry] When I was in sixth grade, I did the worst thing ever. I had this fake vomit, and I went to the theater and sat in the balcony. I leaned over the edge and starting making noises like hua-hua-hua and threw the fake vomit over the edge. Soon everyone in the theater was going hua-hua-hua. It was the worst thing I ever did.
Jake Fratelli: I'm beginning to like this kid!
RAISING IN ARIZONA
[To store clerk he's robbing]
H.I.: I'll be takin' these Huggies and uh whatever cash you got. You'd better hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife.
RESERVOIR DOGS
Mr. Blonde: "You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
RISKY BUSINESS
Joel (Tom Cruise): It seems to me if there were any logic to our language, trust would be a four letter word.
THE ROCK
John Patrick Mason (Sean Connery): Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.
TAXI DRIVER
Travis Bickle: Thank God for the rain to wash the trash off the sidewalk. -Taxi Driver
FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
Ferris Bueller:Pardon my French buy Cameron is so tight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass in 2 weeks you'd have a diamond.
ROCKY III
Mickey Goldmill: Is that the way you train for clubber?...He ain't gonna kiss ya, he gonna kill ya!
DIE HARD
Channel 9 Operator: Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only..
John McClane: No f*cking shit lady. Do I sound like i'm ordering a pizza?
HAPPY GILMORE
Happy Gilmore to Bob Barker: The price is wrong, bitch!
SNATCH
Uncle Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Turkish:F*ck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There'a a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
Vinny: Sol...I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fuck can he get away from?
