quote: "there is no opponent. it is just an illusion, behind it is a motive. when it contracts, i expand. when it expands, i contract. when there is an opportunity, i dont hit--it hits all by itself."

i like watching movies. i'm not a movie buff but i do enjoy watching. those i like most are the shawshank redemption and fight club. i think gwyneth paltrow is pretty. i dont get to watch much tv, but when i do, i enjoy watching a couple of shows. sometimes i get to catch a few movies on hbo, but i never miss raw is war.

speaking of which, i like wrestling. its something ive watched since i was 4, back when they broadcasted gorgeous ladies of wrestling (glow) every week on local tv. soon, it was replaced by wwf programming, that was during the hulk hogan era. and no matter what others may say, wrestling still rules! it's the "sport of kings." vince mcmahon is a genius. wwf rocks because it has the best wrestlers and stories and it bought out wcw!

yo momma: yo momma is so fat that it would take a timeless man to find her asshole. heh heh.

here's oprah winfrey. now here's a pretty smart girl. every year she like, gets real fat then she finds a way to lose so much weight that people come up to her and ask her about it. then she goes, "hey thanks for noticing. i just wrote a book about it. you can buy it for thirty dollars." then after that she earns a whole lot of money and starts eating all over again.

american trying to speak tagalog: "depet megpekebeit keyo pera you will go to heaven et mekite nyo eng angel ne mey meleking pekpek."

i love listening to music. i think there's a quote that goes "one cannot conceive of life without music." i like hiphop r&b rock actually a little bit of everything except maybe country that sucks. my favorite song is right now is maybe "crush" by the dave matthews band. my favorite video is jewel's "you were meant for me." there's a video for each of the two versions of the song, which rocks either way. jewel rules!

ric flair on being a 19-time world champion: "to be the man, you've got to beat the man. you've got to walk that aisle. diamonds are forever, and--whoooo! by golly--so is ric flair."

word of advice: at any time, stay away from these places: alleys, dead ends, public restrooms, dark corners, building roofs and beaches. coz if you watch the movies, these are where people are usually killed.