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Sunny the Sentient
Maggie the Magnificent
Ducky the Orange
Maggie wanted me to write something for Sunny because she figured that Sunny would write "I love Clayton" over and over again. Which is probably true. Suffice it to say, Clayton is Sunny's boyfriend of...8 months? I forget. It's been so long. She hooked up with Clayton after Andrew left her (he didn't think he was making her happy or something). But Andrew had no personality, a job at McDonald's with his ex-girlfriend, and only one functional eye, so she didn't lose anything, except about a year of her life. Clayton is better. His dad has an auto parts shop, and he works there. But his real passion is to be a lineman for the phone company. You know, the guy that climbs the telephone polls. But he's nice and has a personality, so Maggie and I approve. Sunny did good this time. Can't say that about last time. Or the time before. Or the time before that. But anyway, Sunny wants to be a cosmetologist. She's an expert at makeup and hair and is taking classes to bone up on her skills. She's good with kids, and is frequently visited by the Triplets, neighbor-children from across the fence. (They're six years old now.) In summary, strange but cool. That's Sunny.
Well, Maggie doesn't think she can write about herself, which is a first, so she wanted me to write something. Maggie is very ambitious. For example, she wants to be an interior designer, but she wants to work her way through college as a truck driver. Not only that, but she wants to get her PhD in something. It really doesn't matter what. She just wants to be called "Dr. Maggie." And she is on a quest to discover the missing Roanoake colony. You know, those English people who landed in Virginia but disappeared. Also, anytime she's in my car, bad things happen. Most of the time, the problems we have are completely unrelated to her desire to blindly drive off for a mini-roadtrip. Most of the time. While her plans may be grandiose and dangerous, she is really very admirable. She volunteers and tutors and is thinking about being a teacher. She's been cited as pretty and charming. Althought she is short, there are those that like her shortness. She is a cinnamon junkie, and drinks green tea like it's the end of the world. She likes to cook and bake, but sometimes her cinnamon cravings interfere with the edibility of her baked goods. That, and the inability to distinguish between teaspoon and tablespoon. Enter Hell's Muffins. She raids my pantry every time she's over, and one time, she ate our Mexi-corn and our peaches while watching "Lilo and Stitch." She's weird like that. And that's Maggie.
Hi, I'm Ducky. I'm the webmaster, graphic-maker, and all-around computer person. I create cool desktop pictures, manage the site, exceed bandwidth, and design logos. I like messing around with Photoshop, and I've been working with Adobe Premiere for over a year. I write stuff sometimes. I model stuff sometimes, too. Haha, not clothes, though. 3D models, like lamps. I use Bryce 5 to create my wallpapers and other tri-dimentional endeavors. I also like words. Words are cool. I also like fonts. An interesting quirk I have is the freakish tendency to shout out the name of a font I recognize. I have 3 alter egos, sometimes 4 when the weather's nice. Ah ha! I have cable internet now, so that's spiffy. Let's see, that's all I know right now. So look at the rest of the site.
