sadam was offered some water during an interrogation, and he declined, saying:
"if i drink water, i will have to use the bathroom. how can i use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?"
well, that answers the question of "how can i get kidney stones and a bladder infection while my people are in bondage?"
a real quote from Dick Gephardt:
"everything you care about is vanishing. our good jobs are vanishing, our civil rights are vanishing, our clean air and clean water are vanishing. osama bin laden has vanished. sadam hussein has vanished. george bush needs to vanish."
we care about bin laden? we care about sadam? but he's not vanished anymore, though. i think "dip" gephardt needs to vanish. and they make fun of george bush for saying stupid things.