biscuit loves to chew. luckily he doesn't chew on important things like wires and shoes. but things like cardboard boxes and chew toys and trash are his favorites. but he doesn't just chew. oh no. he systematically destroys things. the dog toys made of el cheapo rubber no longer squeak and now pepper his poop with florescent green and hot pink. it's frightening how he works over a cardboard box. he doesn't just shred it; he gnaws patiently to weaken the supports before ripping it apart, pushing with his paw for leverage. and when he chews on something he can't destroy, like a tough rubber chew, he whines and cries. he must have a chemical imbalance. maybe some doggie paxil would help.