well, i've just been listening to clips from william hung's (of american idol fame) new four song EP at the iTunes Music Store. they are so funny. and kinda eerie, too. after being inundated for months with form letter from colleges i have never heard of, i'm a little angry. they tell me that the PSAT/NMSQT people say that i might have scored well enough on the Num-Squat to be recognized for the National Merit Scholarship thing. 'course, they've told everybody but me. and i won't find out until september or october, so that sucks. and so do the ticks on poor biscuit. we removed four from him, but only one was fat. and that one's head didn't come out. so from my exhaustive research on the internet, we're supposed to take him to the vet immediately to curtail any nasty infections. oh, and one more thing: don't roll around in a sleeping bag after eating Burger King, no matter how fun it sounds.