Old Stories from The Club
Joe and Elise's Algebra Class Mishap
Elise was eating some food and since Joe wanted some, she passed the bag to him. The teacher saw it and took the bag from Joe. Elise, with her mouth full, reached out helplessly toward the bag. Then Joe took her purse without her knowing it. The teacher came by and took that too. Only when I (Ducky) told her, did she realize what had happened. She glared at Joe, about ready to kill him for getting her food and her purse confiscated. Or should I say "pocketbook"...
In Which Joe and Josh Drool All Over Themselves:
Someone had left a Guinness World Records 2000 book in the portable that we have our English class in. Joe and Josh were flipping through it when they got side-tracked at the table of contents by a small picture of Claudia Schiffer. He holds it up to me (Ducky) an asks me who she is, since I have the book. I can barely see the picture, so I mistakingly say she's the “Most Downloaded Woman on the Net.” Joe starts screaming at me,“WHAT PAGE?!?! WHAT PAGE?!?!” The teacher says,“Joe I'll tell you what page to turn to in a minute,” thinking he's talking about our grammar book. He still keeps screaming,“WHAT PAGE?!” She says,“Joe! Stop saying,‘What page!’” A little while later, he and Josh flip to the page with the REAL most downloaded woman. We knew that because they both let out a scream. It was Cindy Margolis, the Fembot, in a bikini. The teacher says,“Do I need to separate you two?!” I said,“I think you should just take the book away!” So she did. Later, they snuck it off her desk. (Sneaked sounds retarded and I like snuck better, so I don't care about my bad grammar!). They took it to the back of the portable and asked me to find it again. Instead, I showed them a 700 lbs. woman in a bikini. That made them almost barf and also took their mind off of the Fembot. Joe has labled them "The Fat Chick" and "The Phat Chick."
