Quotable Quotes From Our Quirky Class
Here is more info about our daily life. Phrases that have capture the hearts of very few. Well, have fun and read at your own risk. More coming soon.
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Quotable Quotes and Quirkier (and Questionable) Stories
"I'm...BLIND!!"-from The Pest (one of John's fav's)
"I saw somethin' nasty in the woodshed!"-Ada Doom, from Cold Comfort Farm
"My glass is very empty!!"-Ms. Slocombe, from "Are You Being Served"
"What did I do? What did I say? Why do I keep asking that question? No one should treat another person that way."
"John, get your face out of the ham."-John's mom
Favorite News Stories
In the summer of last year, Fabio was on a roller coaster with a bunch of girls when a bird flew into his face. This is a very true story. I saw it on TV. The clip they showed had Fabio with blood all over his forehead and he was sitting between some sobbing women in the front of the coaster. It looked like he was touching his head in disbelief. Maybe he was thinking,"I can't believe it's not butter!"
If you haven't heard yet, then you must have been on Neptune. Britney Spears was filming some music videos when a stage light fell from the ceiling and blessed her with some stitches. What do I have to say about this? Hit her, baby, one more time.
