My Best Friend's Wedding
Ok, here's the story...I was in my friend's wedding. I did a Scripture reading. The food was served family style. They brought out a big pot of escarole soup. I don't know if you ever had escarole soup, but it's pretty soft and mushy. It's kinda like spinich. So anyway, I was pretty much done with my third bowl.(It was a loooooooong time for them doing pictures, so I was VERY hungry !!) All of a sudden I feel this CrUnCh.....in my MOUTH !!! So I reach in my mouth to find out what was having this DIFFERENT texture than what I have been consuming during the previous two bowls and lo and behold I pull out this huge.......BUG !!!!! That's right !!! A bug !!! It was the size of a nickel !!! Big and green !!!! Kinda gross! So this picture is of me and the waitress holding up the bug on a saucer. I told her I wanted evidence and that she was a witness so I needed a photo of her. I told her I'm going to bring in the picture anytime I want a free meal. Oh, well the manager came over and offered me a free libation.(That's a cocktail.) I told him I don't drink alcohol, so he brought me a cranberry juice. Anyway, I even saved the bug in the souvenir matchbook to show my friend when he got back from his honeymoon.(He's back, but I didn't have the heart to show him and ruin his memories of his wedding.)
My Best Friend's Wedding, TOO !!!
This is me with my friends Doug (sitting) and Kev (standing). They thought the bug in my soup was VERRRY funny, so when I went to the bathroom, Doug had fashioned an origami bug out of the napkin and placed it on my salad. So here I am holding the bug up. He did a pretty good job, don'tcha think ????
Me
This is the most recent PICKCHAH of me, Dave as of November. I was just using up the film on my camera. I got too many exposures. What the heck is someone gonna do with 50 pictures in a disposable camera ?? The thing goes on forever. I STILL didn't use all of them on there !!! AND, there were 2 cameras in a pack !! So NOW I have ANOTHER 50 I have to use up !!!Hmmmmmmm,... THAT was very Sienfeldesque,huh?? Oh, and meet my dad. That's his finger in the lower right hand corner of the picture. He'll do ANYTHING to get on my webpage !!!
