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Funny, Very Funny Definitions!

Terminology is a big word which goes from simple explanation of words to the level of incantation. Check these terms and enjoy their definitions

* Definition
is a group of words we attribute to a term so as to make it more ambiguous.

* Man
is a brain user creature whose end may be worse than mere extinction.

*Pedistrian
is a motorist who has just found a parking place

*The rush hour
is the hour when traffic is at a stand still.

*Policeman
is the strongest man in the world. He can hold up 50 cars with one hand.

*The human brain
is the wonderful thing which starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

*Capital letters
are scripts which take larger space on a sheet of paper.

*Your name
is the only private property which you don't seem to pay taxes on!

*Stupidity
is the art of complicating simple tasks.

*Heridity
Something people believe in if they have a bright child.

*Rich Person
One who is never afraid to ask a shop keeper to show him something cheaper.

*Gambling
The sure way to get nothing for something.

*Luxury
Something you don't need and cannot do without.

*Dream
The only world where you are free to travel everywhere without a visa .

*Money
The only apparent obstacle that stands between most people and wealth.


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