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City Connection
Unique gameplay taken to a boring level. Basically, the idea of this game is to drive over every piece of road possible and turn it white for some reason.
I think the game said it was paint, but I'm not sure. Graphically, this is an OK part of the game. No complaints. The music I can't say the same for. It's really
aggrivating, loud, and buzzy. If I wanted ear problems, I could also have my little sister scream in my ear. The title screen theme seems really ridiculous and
was possibly composed by a man who literally could not tell his hands from his ass, because I think he came up with the song by sitting on the keyboard a
couple dozen times. There's not many sound effects, just the stupid music, which changes for the two possible deaths you can get in this game. You either
run into a cop car and explode, (Then turn into hearts which fall off the screen. Frankly, I've never seen pieces of debris turn into little cute red hearts), or you
could run into the damn cat that's everywhere, and that you're going to run into WAY too often.
The City Connection Man, keeping cats off the streets so you don't hear their song!
The control feels really loose in this game. Often, you're not gonna slow down or change direction before you hit that cat or cop car and hear the ear-splitting
music that goes along with the unfair punishment. Luckily, you have a limited defense against the cop cars, because you can use oil cans! THEN you can run
into them. You'll just have to avoid the felines in all their flag-waving entirety. And why the hell are the cats as big as the car? Those are some big-ass flag waving
cats, for cryin' out loud!
Overall, this is the only game on this list I can actually reccomend at least a trial.
Onto the next one!!
