YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED...
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In reference to the comedy album 2,000 Years with Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks:
"I must have listened to it a thousand times, especially when I was supposed to be asleep."
Matthew Broderick
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK WHEN..
...You see, hear or read the name "Matthew" you smile and think of Matthew Broderick.
...There isn't a wall in your room that isn't covered with Matthew's picture.
...You don't allow ANYONE to touch your autographed playbills.
e.c. If your playbill is in a fireproof box
...Someone asks you what you want to do with your life, you say "I wanna be a producer."
e.c. If you actually want to be a broadway producer.
...You have all his movies, on DVD and VHS.
...You carry at least one picture of him at all times.
...You bring a picture of him, framed, with you whenever you travel.
...You have gone way over your budget getting flights to New York to see him on Broadway.
...You walk around West Village hoping to catch a glimpse of him.
...You talk about The Producers or The Odd Couple you always say "Matthew and Nathan" and not "Nathan and Matthew." (Nathan Lane fans please don't be offended. They are both awesome in The Producers.)
...You have taped Reading Rainbow just to hear his voice.
...You've googled his name so many times there isn't a webpage about him you haven't found.
...You have more than one picture taken with him.
e.c. If he's actually spoken to you.
...You know that in an episode of Sex and the City they reference The Producers.
...You know all the words to every song he sung.
e.c. If you have "Let's Get Domestic."
...You considered majoring in Philosophy because of Max Dugan Returns.
e.c. If you actually declared a Philosophy major
...You religiously checked the Universal website to see when The Producers movie musical trailer would be released in theatres.
...You have tickets to see The Odd Couple.
e.c. If you got an American Express card just to get tickets early.
...You own a copy of all the plays he has ever been in.
...You have multiple copies of the CDs of The Producers, H2$ and The Music Man.
...You have ever worn out a DVD, VHS or CD and had to buy a replacement.
...You have been to a Mets game just to see if he's there.
...You check a Matthew Broderick fan board daily.
...You have written an essay about Matthew Broderick.
e.c. If you've submitted it to a teacher.
...You have a web site dedicated to Matthew. :)
...Your e-mail address has something to do with Matthew.
e.c. If you have more than one.
...You have more than five hundred picture files of him on your computer.
...You watch Sex and the City just because Sarah Jessica Parker is his wife.
...You heard Matthew was doing The Odd Couple you thought about when he worked with Jack Lemmon in "A Life in the Theatre."
...You see that it's 10:55 you think "It's almost eleven!"
...You've bought an article of clothing because you saw Matthew wearing it.
e.c. If you're a girl and you bought men's clothes
...You can tell if someone on Ebay is selling a fake autograph.
...You have introduced yourself to a large group of people as a Matthew Broderick fan even though you know they don't care.
...You have thought about skipping school to take a "Ferris Bueller Day."
...You've been to Chicago and tried to do all the things Ferris has done in one day.
...You've been to some of the locations where Matthew has shot his movies.
...You LOVE how much James Wilke looks like his dad.
...You've bought a Wilke Collins book because of Matthew's son.
...Your shout out in your high school yearbook was "Save Ferris." (or something else having to do with Matthew.)
...You've watched The Godfather just to see how good Matthew's impression of Brando is. (IMHO it's very good and funny!)
...You call Matthew by his first name even though he doesn't know who you are.
...You only call him Matthew and NEVER call him Matt.
...You constanly quote from one of Matthew's movies in conversation even though no one understands.
...You celebrate Matthew's birthday
e.c. If you celebrate both Matthew and Sarah's birthday
e.e.c If you celebrate James Wilke's birthday and Matthew and Sarah's anniversary.
...You cried when you heard Matthew's mother passed away. (I'm very serious. This is extremely sad.)
...You have driven far from your home town to see one of Matthew's movies.
...You have Amazon e-mail you when a Matthew movie is released on DVD.
...The sounds on your computer are of Matthew.
...You've tried to send him a fan letter.
...You have read Richard Feynman's books.
...You are always checking Ebay for Matthew stuff.
e.c. If most of the time you already have the stuff being sold.
...You want a Vespa because Matthew rides one.
e.c. If you own a Vespa because Matthew rides one.
...You have downloaded songs from one of Matthew's movie when a soundtrack isn't made.
...You have watched James Broderick's movies or TV shows.
...Your friends are getting tired of you talking about how excited you are about The Producers movie musical.
...You have posted an opinion about the casting in The Producers movie musical on a fan board.
...You are completely shocked when someone hasn't heard of Matthew Broderick.
...You can give a good guess as to where he is at any moment in time.
e.c. If you are actually sure he is where you think he is.
...You saw Matthew get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
e.c. If you live in New York.
...You do something weird in public and someone asks you how you can be so crazy you say "What do you care what other people think?"
...You have seen the movie of Brighton Beach Memiors and curse the world because Matthew didn't play Eugene.
...You've tried to write with your left hand even though you're right handed. Or if you are left handed, you were very excited when you learned Matthew is left handed too.
...You seach the TV Guide to find if one of Matthew's movies is on TV even though you have all of them already.
...You are scared because you have done so many of these.
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