Squirrel Nut Zippers
Hell
In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay.
Chorus: In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet
This is a place where enternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around
Chorus
Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement,
Top skill and brains
But all the things you tried to hide
Will be revealed on the other side
Chorus
Now the D, and the A, and the M
And the N, and the A, and the T
And the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame
Now the D, and the A, and the M
And the N, and the A, and the T
And the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame!
The Suits Are Picking Up The Bill
In a line at the cafe I overheard the waitress say,
"These cats is broke I know's 'em throw 'em out the doors and close
'em."
Spirit's sagging, funds are low
Frankly, this occupations got to go
Wait a minute...Up pulls a limo, up goes a thrill
The suits are picking up the bill
It's alright for them to tag along
It's just one bill their tacking on
I will find someway to get along
The business suits to the rescue so nice doing business with you
You really ape and clown when you relieze the note their shelling
down
On this deal the suits are picking up the bill
I cannot see from where I'm standing
My friend's have passed out on the landing
I guess one too many has left them high and dry
I'll be feeling down when the suits get back in town!
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