Nonsense-Part 1
Nonsense
By: Anonymous
"Betcha can't guess what cd I'm listening to!", Beth told her friend Bri , on the other line of the phone. "I wonder, could it be..um..NEWSIES? Naaa..Beth doesn't like Newsies!", said Bri in a sarcastic tone. "Geez, ofcourse..YESSS..ohmigod, sorry, Gabe or should I say...SPOT CONLON..just said his line in the song. Ohmigod..",Beth screeched. "AKK..my ears..you and the "Newsies"..",Bri sighed. "Well, at least I don't listen to pansies..",Beth said loudly. "Zac's not a pansy..Ike's a dog though..Arf Arf..hey get it..SParky and SPOT!!!!..ha ha ha", Bri said as she laughed at her joke. "I feel so hurt!..Just kidding, ok I g/g... C-ya laterz..",Beth said to Bri as they exchanged their goodbye's and hung-up. Little did they know that hanging up the phone was.. ILLEGAL..and that bad stuff happens to criminals..
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Commercial: (Zac Hanson's face talking..)
Zac: "Have you ever feel hyper, but you need something to calm you down?
Well try ProZAC..it comes in three flavors(the pictures of the fruits pop up on screen) Cherry,Strawberry, and AKKK...get away from me..you're one of them I know you are!!.. and grape. I highly recommend these..PANSIEs taht's what you all are..freakin' pansies...Like TAYLOR..AHHH... they help you feel not so "spezial"... The voices they are calling me.. Ok, well try to pick them up at your local SPEZIAL PEOPLE R-US..and don't forget to tell the.. I AM CORNHOLIO.. Zac Hanson sent you.. (You see Zac's full body and he's in a straight jacket in a wheel chair being pushed) No..not..LEAVE ME ALONE..I want out.. YOU're JUST JEALOUS 'CUZ THE VOICES LIKE ME BETTER THEN YOU..tHEY CAME TO ME!!"
( a calm soothing voice..) " Try ProZAC recommended by..AKKK..THE RINGING..DO YOU HEAR THAT RINGING??..Zac Hanson"
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"Hello little lady, do you want a tootsie pop?", said the man at Beth's door. "Um. like, no..",Beth aswered as she thought to herself , 'BUT I WANT GABE..BAD!!!'
"Well good 'cuz you're under arrest..for hanging up the phone.", The officer said.
"Huh, excuse Mister, but.. HEY LAUREL COME OVER HERE..THIS PORTLY MAN HAS COME TO LIKE..ARREST ME..KEWL HUH?",Beth screamed to her friend LAurel who was across the street. Laurel ran to Beth's door. "So Beth, they finally caught you stalking Gabriel..lol.. Wait if they caught you looking at GAbe, then they must know I look at..",Laurel answered as she was cut off.. "The pansy boy..",Beth replied.. "UGH!!!!!! You're just jealous!! Just kidding...",Laurel said laughing. "SO Mr. Portly man sir, WHAT UP HOMEY G?", Beth asked. "Ma'am, this is a serious matter..I want you to stand still so I can hand-cuff you..",the man said. "HEY LOOK, THOSE LOOK LIKE MY HANDCUFFS.. IKE and I have been lookign everywhere for those!!!", screamed Stephanie(Isaac Hanson' wife), "Thank';s Mister..", she grabbed the cuffs as ran back from where she came from(Where did she come from you ask.. ITZ A SECRET NO ONE KNOWS...) "Eww, she actually touches him!!",Bteh yelled out. Laurel giggle as the man realized he'd been robbe dof him hand-cuffs. "OK, well you stay right here while I go to my office and get new ones, maybe I'll get the green kind, those are so pretty!", the man said to himself. Then they all lived happily ever after...THE END.
::::::SIKE..Ha ha, ahd you going there for a minute, didn't I..ha ha...there's more to come.. Just remember.."Headlines Don't sell papes, Newsies sell papes!"
"Aww shut-up!"..
::HEY Who said that, is someone arguing w/ the narrator..'cuz if they are then I'll have to soak 'em!:::
"Shut-up w/ the Newsies stuff, We get the point, you're obsessed!"
::Aww, I feel unloved, let me go now and write the next chapter.. MORE NONSENSE ON ITZ WAY!:::
"THERE ARE NO CATS IN AMERICA..",Bri yelped out as she sat on her couch watching t.v. She had just hung-up the phone with her friend Beth, when all of the sudden.. She heard the ice cream truck..
Bri jumped up and ran outside when she saw some portly man standin there playing a radio with the ice crema man song. "Oh no.. ITZ A SUMO WRESTLER...RUN FOR THE HILLS', Bri yeled as she slammed the door on the mans' face. "Aww shuck, and I even brought the pretty green hand-cuffs.", the man said as he walked to his car across the street. All of the sudden lightening struck him and he was *POOF* gone.
"Taylor, I told ya.. you have nothing to worry about darling, they'll never know you ate the last of the cake, Zac and Ike are as dumb as a door-knob! Darling, yes, yes, I know, what are best friend's for? Ok.. Caio baby!", Brie said as she hung-up her phone. Know one knew but she actually knew Hanson, she'd known them forever but it was a hush-hush matter. Brie got up and walked out onto the porch, and took a seat on her chair..'Man, do I need..a PICKLE..I have the sudden urge for a pickle, and if I don't have one I'll go mad..MAD I tell you!', Brie thought to herself as she ran into the house and opened the fridge and grabbed the pickle jar and woofed down 10 pickles. Brie decided to go for a walk so she walked over to Beth's house, wondering what GAbe picture Beth was in the middle of admiring..she guess it was probably the one when he was opening the gate.in NEWSIES. Brie rang the doorbell and Beth quickly answered it.. "Hey Gabe, yes I will maryy..Oh hi Brie..sorry, just planning for that day.. come in.",Beth sais as she opened the door. Brie stepped in and beth closed the door..and all of the sudden the doorbell rang again.
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COMMERCIAL
(Taylor Hanson is sitting under a tree)
Taylor: "Have you ever had the sudden urge to eat cake..and lie to your brother's about it and call your best friend who is a girl. ANd hang out with mostly only girls and run and cry to your mommy. Or, you are always mistaken for a Jenny Wilcox. Well then I think you should read my book "The Pansy Inside of You".. it can open your heart and mind to find the "pansy" inside of you. Go to your local bookstore and pick up the book, "The Pansy Inside of You" By: Jenny Wilcox..Akk..I mean..Hey who wrote Jenny Wilcox on the book you nitwit..whoever did, then I'm gonna sue their sorry.. BEEPin' BEEP.. anyways, it was written by..no other then your's truly, Taylor HAnson.
To order the book, or find the nearest bookstore near you that carries this book then call:
1-800-IAM-APANSY
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::THERE'S MORE TO COME!!..JUst remember..:::
"Headlines don't sell papes..blah blah..blah..Shut-up and go finish writeing the story!"
::Hey who's saying that..ok...Remember.."Never Fear, Brooklyn is Here!::
"I wonder, could that be from Pansies, I mean Newsies..my bad!"
::I wanna soak dat guy in da front, or whoeva dat guy is! Ok, bub bye, I's'll be back!:::
"Good-bye now!..Geez, I wish she's shut-up w/ the Newsies crud.."
::NEVER!!! he he he::
Beth ran and got the door.."Hello Gabe I love you..hey you're not GAbe!",she said to the man who was smiling holding a big check and had a camera crew behind him. "Hello miss, but you've just won 5 million dollars from the Publisher's Clearing house...",the man said. "Can I meet Gabe!!!!..Gimme Gabe..Please??",Beth screeched. "Gabe who is this GAbe? Oh you lost your dog right.. well you can buy another dog with all this money!",the man said. Beth turned red and slapped him. Brie walked in and said, "Never,NEVER, mess w/ her and Gabe..tsk tsk tsk..". Beth slammed the door.
"How nice, well, I guess we could give this to..Jenny Wilcox..let's go to her house..", the man said as he and his camera crew got into their van and drove away.
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Laurel was bored out of her mind, she'd been watching her Hanson movie all day and she couldn't find anything else to do. Her sister came running in, "Ohmigod Laurel..Isaac HAnson is humping the McKinson's tree..itz so hilarious..you gotta come see it!!",her sister yelped. "Silly sister, it's just the Herman's dog..he does that so often, he needs a girlfriend..hey don't they also have a female dog named Leigha?", Laurel told her sister. "Yea they do, but even I wouldn't touch that dog with a 12 foot pole..oh well..you look bored why don't you go over to Bri's..", LAurel sister said. "OK, good idea! Let me get my shoes..", Laurel said as she ran upstairs then left for Bri's house.
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"Hello Hall residence, may I ask who's calling?", Bri said into the phone. "Hey Bri, yo..Brieanne said you liked me..it's ZAC HANSON..",Zac HAnson said into the phone. "OK..BRIEANNE?? WEird, so will you marry me?", Bri said as she cracked up thinking it was Beth making another prank phone call saying she was Zac HAnson(Beth did this quite often). "Hey, I saw you're pic, you're hot, so, when's the wedding?",Zac asked. "My house, 9 pm tonight..we can have a moonlight wedding..ha ha ha ha", Bri said and laughed. "Kewl, kinky.. I LOVE YOU MAN!!", Zac screamed.. "Yea right back at ya!", Bri said as she hung up the phone. Bri cracked up, then realized, 'Beth never made such a realistic Zac sounding voice before..oh well, she must be becoming a natural at it'. Bri got up and answered the door.
"Now is the time to seize Day...Send out the call and join the parade, Wrongs will be righted if we're united..", sang the Newsie boys as the danced.
"Sorry wrong story and movie..",Bri said as she slammed the door.
"Awww man, Davy, ya messed up again, Next time we's agonna soak ya's!!!! You're suppose to be the smart one!", Jack said as the boys walked down the street.
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COMMERCIAL
(Ike is humping a tree as he stops and leans against it)
Ike: "Have you ever had the urge to lick, touch,tickle,ickle,hump,or do other nasty things to trees but you just don't have a tree with you? Well try Sparky Brand Inflatable tree. It works great on planes,buses,cars, or just when you're at home.
SInce I travel alot it comes in handy alot. Just remember.."Help dogs, save a tree, or buy and inflatable one!"
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:::Well that's about it, until I write more.. I hope you..::
"Shut-up Narrator..we wanna read the rest of the story, so WRITE IT!"
::Oh no, I'm scared what are you gonna do..Go on Strike? You don't even have a union! ha ha ha..Anyways as I was saying..::
"Yes I do, The people of people union, and if we work together we can SEIZE THE... Hey you were setting me up again!!! UGH!!"
::He he he, well peoples until next time...:::
"Hey Bri, wuz up?", Laurel asked Bri. Bri was sitting on the stoop of her house cracking up..still. "Wuz so funny, you look like you saw a band of dancing paperboys..", LAurel asked. Bri started to laugh harder..then all of the sudden she started to convulse and pass out. "Bri, Bri...wake-up!", Laurel yelled. "Wait.paramedic in the house!", screeched a man who looked alot like George Clooney. He took out the jolt things and went, "One, Two, Three, CLEAR!" and it shocked bri and she awoke. "Thanx man, HEY..ITZ BATMAN!!!!! Are you sure I'm not dead? Where's Zacky??", Bri said. "Just doing my job, g/g.. bye ladies!",the man said as he ran. "Weird.", said Laurel as she helped Bri off the ground. "Guess what..I'm getting married to ZAC!!",screamed Bri in a sarcastic tone. "Yea, did I mention, TAylor is really named...um..Jenny Wilcox!! You're such a fool! I'm surprised you're not in Cedar Springs already.", Laurel giggled. "Hey man, you wanna go get Michelle and go to Beth's.. We can go make fun of Gabe..", Bri asked LAurel. "Sure, nothing beats making fun of Beth's obsession.", Laurel added as the two left the stoop to go in search for ...BURIED TREASURE? A PLACE FOR SPARKY TO GET NUETERED?? "No silly, we're gonna go search for Michelle, duh!! Geez, these narrator people are so stupid!", Bri interuppted.
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"Hey mom, when I marry Taylor Hanson can I PLEASE have the wedding in a HUGE church. Guess what else, Tay and I can share shampoo, also, he and I both have the same fav color! Did I mention...", Michelle blabbed on until her mom said, "Yes, I know, you can share clothes, go to the mall and eat red-jelly beans together, and everything. Youa nd Bri are alike, tell ya what, the day she gets married to Zac you and Tay can have a BIG wedding..ok?!", Michelle's mom said. As you can see, she was starting to get sick of this whole "Taylor HAnson" thingy.
The doorbell rang and there came a loud sound of music..
"..Move your elbow..Pass the towel..FOR A BUCK I MIGHT... "CUz itz a fine life, carryin' the banner through it all.. A mighty fine...", bellowed to Newsboys
"First wrong house, wrong movie, wrong story, and my mom doesn't like me paying guyz to do "stuff', unless they're named TAylor HAnson..Bye!", Michelle said as she closed the door and sighed.
"Davy, why'dcha bring us all da way from New York ta make fools a ourselves. We's a coulda done that on our own's up in New York. If Spot comes he's a gonna soak ya! So I's it betta watch out if I's was you's! Come on, follow's me!", Jack shouted as all the Newsboys sighed and evil-eyed Davy.
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(COMMERCIAL)
(Zac hanson sitting in a room)
Zac: " HAve you ever wanted a date with a really hot and famous chick but ya couldn't afford one. Well then I'm the guy you have to call. My sister.. Jenny..he he he he..is 14, hot and Available, plus, she's.. famous.. she wrote the book, "The PAnsy Inside of You", ok.. well if You pay me 5 bucks I'll let ya go out with her. Call the phones lines, operators standing by.. he he he...
CALL: (916) 345-8976 FOR A DATE WITH..he he he..JENNY..
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"Mom, I'll get it!!", Yelled Michelle as she answered the door to find LAurel and Bri standing there. "Hey man! Wanna come to Beth's house with us?", Bri asked. "Kewl, come on ein, I was just watching t.v. and...let me get my shoes on", Michelle replied. "MTV NEWS.. Hi I'm Kurt Loder with an MTV News Brief, it Seems Young Zachary Hanson of the trio Hanson is getting married today, to a girl in his town. We were very surprised to know this, so we interviewed Zachary to see his thoughts on the subject at his press conference: "So Zachary, when's the wedding?".. "Tonight..9ish".. "Who is she?".."A hot chick".. "Why are you getting married at such a young age?".."HEY..Ike got married when he was my age..to that Stephanie girl..oops..eeek..that was suppose to be a secret..wasn't it..DUMB DUMB DUMB Zac..ok..that's all I have time for.. C-ya at the wedding!"...::, "And that's all we've heard from Zachary, later tonight we will have more information on the subject.. That was MtV News.. YOU HEAR IT FIRST!", said the tv. "Holy Jell-o!! MAn, I'm getting married to Zac!!!!!!!!!", Bri screamed. "Ya.. I'm marrying Taylor!", Michelle blurted out. "No way Jose.. I'm marrying him.. the narrator promised me to him..right?", LAurel asked..::nods:: "Man, oh well, hmm..that Newsie dude..was hot..wait..do i have a buck..Just kidding, but he was kinda cute.. Wait, I'm not gonna give up yet..ya never know..", Michelle insisted. "Let's go to Beth's..Beth has GOT to here this!!!.. Next thing ya know..GAbe will be at her front door!", Bri yelled. Laurel and Michelle laughed out loud. "That's a good one Bri!! You make me crack-up! ha ha ha..", Laurel blurted out. The three girls went on there way to Beth's house, when all of the sudden out of the sky fell a HUGE, ENORMOUS,
bowl of Jell-o. "MMM, lime, My favorite!", said Bri as she grabbed a spoon had a taste and then went on her merry way.
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:: OK, well, I have more to right..on the next chapter::
"That's all, that was pathetic!"
::And you could do better..ha ha!::
"Well, at least I'm not obsessed with Gabriel Damon LAdaei of Newsies..and NEWSIES.. ha ha"
:: SO, YOU ARE A PANSY!!:::
"AM not!"
::Are too!::
"AM not!"
::Whatever..ne ways.. Ya'll come back now, ya hear?.. remember::
"Ak...not another quote!"
:: he he he, "I say what you say, is what I say."~Spot..= )::
Bri, Laurel and Michelle walked up to Beth's door and rang the bell. Beth ran to the door, "Why Gabe, I didn't expect to see...oh hi guyz...sorry.", Beth said. The girls started to crack up. "Beth, you're so sick! Cedar Springs couldn't handle someone like you!", replied LAurel. "Yea, I guess, ohmigod..maybe GABE is in Cedar springs..we could be cell mates!!!", Beth screeched. "FREAK! Ne ways, guess what?!", Bri asked Beth. "I don't know..you're getting married to Zac HAnson!! Ha ha ha!", Beth said and laughed, she noticed no one else was laughing, "WHat, you seriously are?", with no response it caused Beth to laugh more. The girls stepped in and saw Brie sitting there asleep while the vcr played "Newsies". "Figures.", Michelle whispered. Brie awoke at all the noise and got up, "Hey guyz! I know Hanson! Ak, hey, STUPID STUPID STUPID BRIE!!", Brie exclaimed, as she hit her forehead. "We know.", Laurel replied. "Hey guyz, I invited them over here!",Brie said as the doorbell rang.
"Arf Arf arf arf", was heard behind the closed door. "Ak..don't open that door ANYONE!, Sparky is behind there and he's looking for a playmate... and if you open that door..", Bri told the girls. Before Bri could finish her statement they all "ewwwed". "SO, Bri, ya getting married..to Zac..ha ha ha..and Gabe is like..at my front door!! You guyz crack me up!", Beth sighed. All of the sudden they heard a knock at the door.
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(COMMERCIAL)
(Buffy and her friends)
:: For every generation there's a slayer::
:: This season catch Buffy as Buffy the Umpire Slayer::
Giles: "Buffy, we've been looking to find the umpire's hide out..we've concluded that itz in the dugout.."
Buffy(talking to WIllow): "And like I said.. THE GREEN ONE..he he ha ha.. what Giles?"
(Giles is being attacked by a Vampire)
Buffy: "Sorry Giles wrong show! C'mon Xander and Willow lets go kick some Umpire butt!"
(They run down the hall following an Umpire)
Buffy: "Eat this!"
(Buffy throws a sharpened baseball bat at the Umpire as he *POOF*'s away)
Buffy: "SO guys, wanna go grab a bite to eat?"
(The people leave stepping over Gile's body that is being sucked dry by a vampire as he grabs for Buffy)
COMING THIS FALL.. Buffy the Umpire Slayer...
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Beth walked over to the back door where she heard a knocking and there was standing..singing.. THE NEWSIES..and Gabe(as SPOT) was standing there in front, "Well, close enough..back door..front..same diff",she said.. and she was magically *POOF*ed into "Newsie" land.
"Way ta go Cowboy!",cheered the Newsies as Beth entered their world.
"OK, now that Beth's gone w/ all that GAbe drooling.. You invited them over..as in HANSON?!", Bri exclaimed. All of the sudden 3 guys walked in the garage door.
"OHMIGOD!!..hey we didn't order any pizza.", Laurel said, as the three guyz holding pizza left. Then the doorbel rang, and Brie answered the door and said, "Hey guyz!". In popped no other than HANSON. Michelle and Bri were hyperventalating.
Laurel was just staring at TAylor. "Hey, it's not customary for the groom to see the bride before the wedding!", Zac exclaimed. "Screw customs..I LOVE YOU!!", Bri shouted. "I LOVE YOU TOO! It's a shame I don't know you better, oh well I'll know you better after we're married!", Zac shouted back as he and Bri ran and hugged for a long while. Brie noticed that Ike wasn't in the house, she opened the door and he and STeph were..doing "stuff" so she closed the door and focused all her attention to Taylor. "Taylor I LOVE YOU!", Brie shouted as she hugged and kissed the boy. "Awww man!!", yelled LAurel and Michelle. "I love you too Brie, bu there's on thing you gotta know about me. "What you're GAY!! Geez PAnsy we already knew that!!", Beth shouted from wherever she was.. it was heard inside her house. "NOOO!!! Geez, first my real name is not TAylor, it's Bryce, there is no Taylor. I have 2 identical triplet brothers, Jordan and Daniel.", Bryce said as his too IDENTICAL brothers stepped in. "THERE IS A GOD!!", cried Michelle. "ALso, Taylor is just a name we all go by on stage, in publicity, 'cuz we all wanted to be in the band, but it'd be too weird w/ all three of us..ya know?", Jordan said from the corner. His eyes and LAurels eyes met..it was luv at first sight. "Yea, so we all go by Taylor sorta in a way.", Bryce added as his looked at Michelle. Ofcourse it was hard not to notice her considereing she was like staring DIRECTLY in front of him.
"Well, why don't we go on with the cermonies..", Zac said. "WHat about Beth?", Laurel exclaimed as she held Jordan's hand.
"I AM FINE HERE!!!!! ", Beth screamed from Newsie world. SHe was being taught to shoot a slingshot, by no other then SPOT CONLON!! There was no way in the world she was going to leave now, they still had a few more songs to sing with the newsies.
"Ok, well let's BRING OUT THE THEME SONG AND ROLL OUT THE CREDITS!", Brie shouted as she was hugging Taylor.
::: When my life get's me so down,
I know I can go down,
To where the music and the fun nevere ends,
As long as the music keeps playing,
Ya know what I'm saying, I know that I can find a friend,
DOWN AT THE ROUNDHOUSE!::
"Wrong t.v. show, story and whole concept! Geez, I told ya these narrator people were stupid!", Bri yelled.
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:: Oops, that's about it for now, then..::
"Ha ha ha ha.."
:: What's so funny??::
"You messed up, and you're the narrator!!"
::So we all make mistakes in life::
"That's what your parents thought after they had you!"
:: Who told you that?::
"It's true..ha ha ha ha"
::Well, c-ya laterz..for now!::
"And the rates will grow, and we'll kick their rear.. and the world will know... When the circulation bell starts ringing will we hear it..NO.. what if the Delancys come out swinging will be hear it..NO.....", sang the Newsies and Beth. theyw ere dancing in the street of 1899 New York City. People stared, but did anyone care..nope! la la la..
"So, a.. Beth, you's need a "nick name"..like mine's Cowboy..so you's can be..", Jack Kelly said. "Hype.. She's always hyper..so..call 'er Hype.. it suits 'er!", yelled out Kid-Blink. "Dat's stupid..Blink, I's thought you's be able ta come up wit a better name!", Mush said hitting Kid-Blink. "Yea, it's almost as stupid as ...MUSH!",Skittery exclaimed. Mush evil eyed Skittery.. "2 ta one.. Skitt skunks 'im.. who's bettin'?", Racetrack said. "Actually I relaly like the name.. it remind sme of myself.. Thanks Blink!",Beth..I mean Hype.. said as she hugged Kid-Blink. Kid-Blink smiles..while the other guys got jealous. All of the sudden there was a loud sound. " 'Ey guys, look dere!",yelled out SnipesShooter , as the whole Newsie crowd turned around. "So..anudder boid is droppin' stuff on dat corny ol' Horace Greely statue, wuz new wit dat?",Jack insisted. "No..not dat..dat!!!",SnipesShooter yelled out as the whole crowd watched in awe.
"Ohmigod..I'm getting married to Zac Hanson!! This is the happiest day of my life!", Bri yelped. The group was still in the living room of Beth's house..just doing "stuff". "Well, you all, we should be going.. since Ike's doing "stuff" out the door, let's go out the back-door", Jordan said as he walked to the back door. "Wait..nobody move.. I NEED GREEN M & M's!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST have Green M & M's.. I will go MAd if I don't have 'em.. MAD I tell ya.. ahhh!!!", Zac screamed. "Hey that kid isn't kidding, that happened to me earlier..I needed pickles.. man was that pain!", Brie said. The whole group looked at her and said, "PICKLES??".. "Hey.. nobody said pickles were illegal..you guyz have nasty minds!", Brie sighed. *POOF* The portly man popped into the living room. "Excuse me miss but pickles are illegal..I need to arrest you, let me just get my green hand-cuff. Oh shucks..I only have a bag of green M & M's! Wait, a sec..I know I have them in here somewhere..", the man looked through his pockets as Zac cried, "Green M & M's.. NEED THEM!!", he ran into the living room and knocked the man down and stole the bag of green M & M's... and woofed them down. "Now, where are they?", the portly man said as he dug into all his pockets more. "Hey sorry dude, but I thought you'be dead by now, and since you aren't..well I guess I have to kill ya..you're getting annoying int this story..sorry.. no hard feelings.. ok??", Bri said..
***BAM*** a gun shot when off as the man felll down cold dead and magically disinagrated. "Kewl man!", Bri yelped out. The group headed for the back door and opened the door.. they got sucked in..*****************POOF*******************
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(Commercial Break)
"Have you ever hated the narrator of a story and you wanted to fight for your right? Well join the People of People Union! Together we can strike against stupid Narrators.."
:: Are you referring to me?::
"MAybe, anyways as I was saying... please consider the oppotunity of being as one!"
:: The Newsies wer eone when they were on strike!::
"Shut up.. I'm trying to make and infomercial.. Please call 1-800-POP-UNION.."
:: Hey, I'm the Narrator.. I don't have to shut up! Ha ha!::
"Please call!! PLEASE!!!!!!"
:: He he he..::
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"Hey this place smells funny, where are we? Hey..look it's Beth!!", Brie said as she realized she was laying in a pile of hay on a cart. The whole group had landed in a hay cart in New York City of 1899. They got out and brushed themselves off. "Ma, is this what Newsies is like? I think Tulsa, Tokyo and the Middle of Nowhere was much better!", Laurel commented. "Yea, at least when that took place they had.. indoor plumbing.. I mean.. for all we know, people could go potty in hay!", Bri exclaimed. Then she realized what she said and what she just sat in and they all "Ewwwwwed".
"Hey you's! What's part's are you's from?", asked Racetrack to the group. " Hey guyz!! This is.. well. you can guess!",Hype exclaimed. "I know.. your dream world... man could I go for a pile of green Jell-o right now!", Bri yelled out. "Eww, you eat that stuff!", Pie Eater asked her. The whole Newsie bunch looked at her strangly. "Yea, so..", Bri said, "You have some here.. I'd luv some!!" They all pointed to the greenish stuff on the ground in the stables. "Dat's green Jell-o, for what reason ya eat dat stuff, you's got me!", Jack said aloud. "Excuse me while I barf!",Bri replied.
"Me too!", Zac said.
"So, you guys came to visit how sweet! Why are the hanson..hey there's 3 Tays!", Hype exclaimed. "Yea, who's da tree broads.. are dey for sale.. deys all da same!",Specs asked. As you can guess he was refering to Jordan,Bryce, and Daniel. "Dose are tree boys Specs, get your's glasses checked!", Jack said aloud.
"So, where's Gabe?! MAn, I'd think you'd be with him 24/7!", Michelle asked Hype.
"Gabe.. oh SPot! He's selling his papes with Davy and Boots and the Brooklyn gang.. You can meet himn laterz!", Hype replied. "Whoah I just noticed.. in the story..they're saying.. "Hype" said. not "Beth" said.. whoah..how kewl!", Brie shouted. "You just noticed that now.. you are slow.. just kidding! I don't even know Beth!", Bryce told Brie and hugged her. ALL OF THE SUDDEN..........
Bri felt a pain.. a sharp pain.. she had been feeling pain for awhile now, but she shrugged it of.. now she had extreme pain..
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"You ended the chapter there? How typical of a wussy Narrator!"
:: Hey I'm not the wuss who put up an infomercial against Narrators! If ya wanna fight..then let's party!! I'll soak ya so hard you'll never awake!::
"Um, I am not matter, neither are you, so how do you suppose to soak me smarty pants? Ha ha ha!"
:: Oh well.. Bring up the them song and roll the..Wait my bad.. I mean..stay tuned for more.. NONSENSE!!::
"Stupid!"
:: What the.. Bye you all.. :::
"I'm gonna kick your BEEPin'.. BEEP"
::Ok you can go now.. bYE!!!!!::
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