Ok..now I want to talk about bruises. Your probably wondering why on earth would you want that for a topic? Well its quite simple..I have the blackest bruise in history on my leg curtesy of Greater Union cinemas! They really shouldn't have the lights off during the film, people could easily mistake plastic cupholders for seats!! And for plastic..it really does hurt.

What really gets on my nerves though is how I get a big black bruise from plastic, yet I can be whacked with a large object and get nothing! I reckon I can get hit by a car and not get a scratch..I really wouldn't be surprised in the least. My biggest injury to date is from a concert..I swear I thought my shoulder was broken..but it was bruised..the invisible kind.

My scars are just like bruises..I've burnt myself in ovens, cut myself with all kinds of things..yet the only scars I have come from chicken pox and an unknown source!! And the chicken pox scars I could really live without. Whenever I go into a shop they're stupid bloody lighting makes them glow and scream out 'look at me!'

I really need to leave and sulk now..I might try photographing my bruise..for sentimental (and perhaps slightly morbid) reasons..