Kirstenini
Name: Kirstenini
Location: driving along the road to nowhere while my beloved melts crayons on the dashboard
Birthdate: 2/18/81
Sex: Female
Marital Status: betrothed to the muskrat of fate
Hobbies: paperclips, Reeses peanut butter cups, contacting the dead with a big piece of cardboard and plastic, hand signals, eyes, writing bad poetry, wombats, spoons! alien spies disguised as hamsters, waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel to turn green
Computers: I had a computer, once, but I ate it.
Occupation: seeking and destroying the brown-banded brain-stealing gangster clones from Afghanistan (they're coming to take me away ha ha!)
Personal Quote: "the secret to flying lies in being able to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Ford Prefect "The world has turned and left me here" -Weezer "Jacob is a fish. So is my mother. What a coincidence! Fish fish fish fish fish!"
