Slick Beans
Name: Wild Danimal
Age: non-applicable
Weight: 140 . . . i'm whithering away you know
Height: too tall
Sexual Orientation: Northwest (towards San Fransisco)
Religion: militantly agnostic Jew
Location: Framed crookedly in the threshhold of the room, doors scraping floor boards
Fun Fact:Not all drag queens are fun to talk to..
Turn-ons: the bag for Abercromie and Finch or whatever it's called, "Right Hand Man" by Joan Osbourne, "In the Springtime of His Voodoo" and "Raspberry Swirl" by Tori Amos, stage make-up, couches, blankets, capes, boots, bad 80s movies, cute little elves, the Spanish language, fried ice cream, cheesecake, arrogance (in a sarcastic way)
Hobbies: drawing, arting, writing, singing, acting, listenin to Tori Amos, Ani Difranco, Bjork, Counting Crows, Kate Bush, Sarah McLachlan, Paul Simon, Joni Mitchell, Beck, Lauryn Hill, Madonna and Joan Osborne (except that stupid god song), Rocky Horror Picture Show, comparative religion (i know i'm a dork), looking for baggage that goes with mine, pondering, spazing out, your mom, warm murderer and the eye spasms, avoiding my family, staring, online brawls, trying not to make my straight male friends uncomfortable, falling in love more often then flossing, adding random crap to web pages, ranting hypocritically about the joys of being outdoors, fun independent film (not movies, film)
Quotes:
Dorothy Parker:
"If I had a shiny gun, I could have a world of fun, speeding bullets through the brains of the folk who give me pains."
"To hell, my love, with you."
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
"Would you kindly direct me to hell?"
Ani Difranco:
"You think I'm usually wearing the pants just cuz I rarely wear a dress."
"At the end of this tunnel of guilt and shame, there must be a light of somekind."
"I hope I find Anne Frank before I bite it."
"I'm a pixie. I'm a paper doll. I'm a cartoon. I'm a chipper cheerful free-for-all and I light up a room. I'm a color-me-happy girl. Ms. live and let live. And when they're out for blood I always give."
"Love is a piano dropped from a four story window and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time."
"We'll ride out to California with my arms around your chest and I'll pretend that this is real cuz this is what I like best."
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage -- you gotta live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change."
"How come I can pick my ears by not my nose?"
Tori Amos:
"I think the good book is missing some pages."
"He was going to show me spring"
"I'll wait all day for my sailor and sometimes he comes"
"You don't know the power that you have with that tear in your hand."
"It's gotta be big."
"Guess I thought I could never feel the things I'm feeling."
"When I tried to make some plans, the fire thought she'd really rather be water instead."
"I'm inta faeries."
"Reach high; it doesn't mean she's holy; just means she's got a cellular handy."
"Things are getting desperate when all the boys can't be men."
"In my heart, I'm a rock chick."
"My shoes were purple, but now they're yellow."
"Bring me sugar."
"You sign 'Prince of Darkness'...try 'Squire of Dimness.'"
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"Don't it always seem to go, you don't know what you got till it's gone."
"I remember the time you told me love was touching souls. Surely you've touched mine cuz part of you pours out of me in these lines from time to time."-Joni Mitchell
"I'm so impatient. I can't stand the wait. When will I get my cuddle? Who are you? I know by now that you'll arrive by the time I stop waiting."; "I'm no fucking Buddhist but this is enlightenment."; " I can think about sex with 88 peacocks if I want to and that's not a crime, but in reality, you know, they might not be up for it!"; "There's no soul there!"-Bjork
"I've been on a couch looking for a bed"-Joan Osbourne
"Do you consider yourself a practicing bitch?"; "Kellogg PEP!!"; "Do I look gay in this shirt?"; "Ohhhhhhh...."; "SALTY BALLS!!!"-Matt Shapiro
"Don't make me get all ghetto on yo ass."-Monique
"Write the ass cream."; "I have a calling card you comatose bitch!"; "I didn't mean to kill Mr. Happy . . . but it worked . . . I'm happy now."-Sean
"Did you hurt your penis?"-Kevin Wiseman's old priest upon seeing Kevin's brother fall and hurt his knee
"I'm a big fan of things monotone."-Kevin Wiseman
"Whatever, Matt! I am so not maternal! Oh you can't put a piece of lettuce like that in your mouth. Here, let me cut it for you."; "I read my quote on your web page and it made me SO happy!"-Magda Phylis Nakassis
"Some gases are inert . . . like my wife."-Mr. Kroeger
"She is a fetus and she must be aborted."-Nick (so I've heard)
"Here. Spit in my water."; "Oh my God and Jesus as well!"; "Oh, I caught your last IM about a nose job. I immediately thought of something sexual, and said a bunch of Hail Marys."; "FAT FAT FAT FAT SEX FAT FAT FAT SEX SEX SEX SEX"; "I am black like the night which is oh so dark. BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD!!"-Katie Policy
"Hit me. Shup. Hit me."-Midge
"I don't judge people based on their clothes. It's just another thing I use to make fun of people I don't like."; "When are you going to start wearing REAL clothes?" -Satan
"If you are not offended in this class . . . then there is something wrong with me."; "SEX! POINTS!" -Gilbert Early
"BOOM!"-Subcommander Tokoth
"Did she know what she was talking about when she said she was a nymphomaniac? I don't think she really had a fetish for dead people." -Anna
"Well....some men butter their bread on one side...."-Dave
"He's the mannliest man who ever manned."; "We're the Bobsey Twins and we played with fire."; "For the last time my mother is not a lesbian!"-da Devster
"Look! A bitch!."; "I looked up 'cauldron' in the dictionary . . . obviously it was like a big kettle or whatever." -Tink
"I didn't hear that last part [of what you were saying]. I was looking at my watch."; "That's for definite sure." -Ms. Shay
"I think you should suck ice and enjoy it." -Ms. Fishman
"Geoff is sucking ice and Adam's in the auditorium."; "The world is a ToK class." (sung to the tune of 'Bullet with Butterfly Wings') -Ms. Wilchek
"You're going to sestina hell." -Carly, fat Carly
"Kevin Conroy is a fruit."; "I'm so pale."-Amy Sherman
"I am perfect."-Elliot Reed (he's British you know)
"Lauren Liebes is my fav person. In fact, she's aws as daws."-Allison White
"Wow, Dan! This web page is the best ev!"; "I'm deeper than you." -Mel
"So I looked up the word 'leprosy.' And apparently it's, like a disease or something." -Lauren
"This poem gave me a great sense of claustrophobic." -Rachie
"I gotta take a shit."; "I have a bag on my head."-Cindy Madden
"My penis is on fire."; "I have a red hot tamale."; "Ally McBeal?"; "Do you know who I am?"; "Sorry I got a little case of the shakes."; "Oh look, he's homeless." - John Pruitt
"Fuck me now!"; "Dame su Scooby Doo!" -Natalie Moreno
"I'm really...wait...what's that word...the opposite of perceptive....OBLIVIOUS!"-Paúl Duston-Muñoz
Some Thoughts
Gosh i'm gonna update this at some point. when i get some thoughts.
Dannon
