Subcommander Tokoth
Name: Subcommander Tokoth of the Tal Shiar
Personal ad line: Pointy eared
Age: 22 Romulan "years" + 15 Terran years
Weight: 1+1+something
Height: Me + my shoes
Sexual Orientation: Non-applicable
Religion: Anti-Religion
Location: notRockville
Fun Fact: I really, really like cranberries
Hobbies: Reading Sci-fi, watching ST, B5 & Anime, kicking things, climbing
blowing things up, beating the crap out of people, punching people who mention sex, plotting to overthrow conservatives, planning to get off Solus 3
Turn-ons: None
Favourite Quotes: Ah, one of your human emotions
- Spock
Against stupidity, the Gods themselves contend in vain
- Isaac Asimov
For all those of you out there having birthdays, Subcommander Tokoth wishes you......weren't.
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
There"s poisons in the water
And pollutants in the sky
And it"s really not too long
Till we"re all gonna die!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
You spend more on nuclear warheads
Than you do on education
And you spend your whole lives breeding
The human race"s an infestation!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Your government plots against you
And your neighbor"s got a gun
Oh, don"t you love this planet?
Isn"t it a lot of fun?
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
BOOM!
Other-Dimensional Links:
Half-of-this-World Fiction (the mailstory collaboration with Lydia)
These people want to know about your home planet
Has the Subcommander been messing with yourhead?
Death to "Wussley" Chrusher
Return to Topper
Report back to the Subcommander
