My Stats:
name: Squatting Darkling
nickname: H
age: underage
sex: female
school: North Attleboro High School (aka "Hell")
current residence: N. Attleboro, Massachusetts
race: sicilian/italian, english, irish, german, probably some other shit
languages I speak: english. Just english. I studied 4 years of spanish, but I don't speak it and I don't understand a word of it.
hair color: light brown, sometimes it looks kinda blondish.It's dyed blackish-blue right now, but it's fading.
eye color: purple
height: 5'2 (in US measuring sytem)
weight: 92 lbs
religion: pagannish...no real religion
pets: 2 cats, a smelly mutt, a hedgehog, a lovebird, a hamster, a rabbit, and 2 frogs
Hobbies: going online, playing flute, bagpipes, drama, staying up all nite, sleeping, pestering my cat, reading, drawing, writing, dreaming
other interests: Levitation, dreams, astral travel, fairies, psychism, telekensis, parapsychology, psychology, eckankar (a religion),gothicy stuff, other stuff...
email: squattingdarkling@yahoo.com (there's like 10 emails on this site, this is the one I check)
My Likes and Dislikes
The are just my opinion. Please don't hate me if you dislike my taste. It's ignorant.
favorite color: like, every colour.
least favorite color: hmm....off-white is kind of boring.
favorite mammal: hedgehog
least favorite mammal: human (they're so stupid)
favorite fish: eel
least favorite fish: the big green fish that tried to eat me at camp when I was 5.
favorite reptile: that guy who's getting surgery so he can be a lizard.
least favorite reptile: George W. Bush
favorite bird: those gray things
least favorite bird: mocking bird
favorite amphibian: Kermit the Frog
least favorite amphibian: my history teacher
favorite insect: praying mantis
least favorite insect: the one I made up cuz it's lame
favorite spider: black widow
least favorite spider: I don't know...
favorite movie actor: Johnny Depp
least favorite movie actor: Leonardo DiCraprio
favorite movie actress: don't really have one
least favorite movie actress: I don't know.
favorite movies: Magnolia, Being John Malkovich, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, The Dark Crystal....
least favorite movie: Titanic
favorite TV shows: Invader ZIM, Lonely Planet
least favorite TV show: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, Dawson's Creek, Party of Five
favorite cartoons: Invader ZIM....
least favorite cartoon: Pokemon
favorite cartoon characters: Devi
least favorite cartoon character: I don't know
favorite music artists: Tori Amos, Loreena McKennitt, Enya, Love Spirals Downwards, Enigma, black tape for a blue girl, Faith & the Muse, Delerium, Switchblade Symphony, Rasputina, the Mediaeval Baebes, Ani Difranco
least favorite artists: Spice Girls, Maralyn Manson, Hanson, N'Sync, 98 degrees, Backstreet Boys, Ricky Martin, any other wicked crappy teeny groups
favorite Looney Tunes character: Wile Coyote
least favorite Looney Tunes character: don't have one
favorite Sesame Street character: Gonzo, Oscar, Snuffy
least favorite Sesame Street character: the people
favorite Disney movies: A Bug's Life, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin
least favorite Disney movie: Pocahontas
favorite talk show host: Dave Letterman
least favorite talk show host: Jerry Springer (he's funny to watch though)
favorite thing to eat: cookie dough
least favorite thing to eat: asprin, tylenol, any other pills
favorite kind of food: the good kind
least favorite kind of food: mcdonalds
favorite drink: eh...
least favorite drink: non-alcoholic wine
favorite part of Saturday Nite Live: Jeopardy, the Lady's Man, Coffee Talk
Least favorite part of SNL: Goat Boy
favorite vacationing spot: I want to go to Ireland
least favorite vacationing spot: home
favorite flavor ice cream: chocolate chip (how original) and HOOD cotton candy
least favorite ice cream: Peanut Butter and Jelly
favorite Nintendo games: the legend of zelda: The Majora's Mask
favorite sport: Yoga
least favorite sport: all the others. We hafta play them in gym, I hate sports
favorite book: "The Magician's Nephew," "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe," "Matilda," "A Midsummer Night's Dream," "The Epiplectic Bicycle"
favorite authors: Edward Gorey and Jhonen Vasquez are both Gods
favorite fairy tale: the original versions of "The Little Mermaid" and "Aladdin". And Mother Holle
favorite story: "The Black Cat" -Edgar Allan Poe, "The Bug Book" -Edward Gorey, "The Gashlycrumb Tinies" -Edward Gorey
favorite fast food restuarant: Dunkin' Donuts (Mmm...donuts...)
least favorite fast food place: Wendy's, McDonald's, Burger King
favorite holiday: Halloween
least favorite holiday: Labor Day, New Years Eve
Other
what pisses me off: politicians, all the gym teachers I know, most people who work at my school (especially my 9th grade science teacher and my stupid spanish teacher), hunters, bull fighters, factory farmers, people who think science explains EVERYTHING, ignorant people, just people in general...
what I believe in: imagination
what I don't believe in: atoms, the Bible, stereotypes
If I found a genie and I could have 3 wishes, and only 3 they would be:
1. put this planet back that way it used to be, like...before people got all stupid and screwed it up
2. meet certain people
3. Get my E.T. guy back
If I could have any pet I would have:
A penguin because no one else has one and they're cool or a rooster to make my neighbors mad. Or maybe a duck...I dunno, or maybe a monkey cuz they're wicked cute :) It's a hard decision
last updated September 23, 2000
