Young Jim, as a lad, he looked for adventure, calamity, danger, whatever
was free. So when he turned ten, he
packed his belongings and he left home to find his destiny. Jim just a
boy, who's head full of legends of dungeons
and dragons and pirates and stuff. So that summer he nuck on a schooner
to harpoon tuna and get real buff.
The Captain he said, "There's danger ahead, we need some brave men to
sail and then, we'll find us those pirates,
stop them with violence, to make the ocean safe once again."
the seven seas, he'll know what
to do. CAPTAIN he hates rubbish to him pirates are just soot. Scallywags
and scurby dogs are crushed under his
foot. CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the
Pillagers, triumphantly he'll sail
away, hey, hey!
Now, seven weeks into the trip, and Jim was sick to death of being sick.
Some kind of action he wanted as he
searched the seas, for everyday was the same old... stuff. The night he
felt like jumping ship but then he heard a
crash hit the starboard side of the ship and bumped him out of his bunk,
onto his bottom. Our heroes drew their
swords as the MIDGETS swarmed aboard. The PIRATES surprise attack, the
tiny buccaneers caught us by
surprise as we tried to battle back.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la.
CAPTAIN HAMPTON, CAPTAIN HAMPTON, Ahoy, Ahoy. Pillaging the
Pillagers,
triumphantly he ran away!
I was born out back, behind the CHICKEN shack, I was raised in a
cardboard box. And before when I was single, I
used to hear the chicken jingle, that's how I learned the CHICKEN rock.
When I'm in the mood dude, I get some
nuggets and stuff. And head on down to the fight, I'm rolling in my
wheelchair, zipping down the hill, I'm yelling
"CHICKEN" in the middle of the night.
When I first met me baby, I was sipping chicken gravy, and I thought I
had to close up shop (weee bang). Now
were wedding in a chapel, eating CHICKEN, drinking Snapple, our CHICKEN
love you just can't stop. When I'm
done a working, a sweating and a jerking, and the boss-man comes and
tells me when... I'm going home to baby,
got my CHICKEN, got my gravy, and we do the CHICKEN dance again...
Do the popcorn chicken. (Do the popcorn chicken). Do the K-F-C (Do the
K-F-C). Do the buffalo wing (Do the
buffalo wing). Do the pioneer (Do the pioneer). Can you dig it? We got
the CHICKEN. Cut it up, cut it up, cut it up,
we got some CHICKEN guts in a CHICKEN CUP.
I'm a CHICKEN ma-chine
Roscoe's - we got the CHICKEN. Goldenbasket - we got the CHICKEN.
Popeye's - we got the CHICKEN. Pappy
Parker's - we got the CHICKEN.
As one sits and waits for something to happen. I too sat and waited for
you to call. Well, I waited too long and
thought hey maybe I should call you. But by then, you had already gone.
show. Didn't want to cruise main street, I
didn't want to go to no disco (no no). I just wanted you to come over,
sit on the couch and hold me tight. But you
went out with some dumb jock and left me alone with MY SKATEBOARD
tonight.
Now I'm out on MY SKATEBOARD, and I'm pushing so hard, I'm pushing so
hard. I want to see if I can see if
you're still home. But the lights aren't on and you were gone. So on my
way home, alone, I took a short cut through
the park. And just my luck you were sitting in his truck, you were
making out with him in the dark!
Why'd you go and change your mind? You can pick and choose but with him
you'r gonna loose every time.
Once upon a time, she was fine, and good people knew her name. I was
from the ocean floor, but I remember the
look in her eyes. True love the birds would sing and the trees would
call her name as she walked by. Love was
grand until that magic day she turned me into NOTHING.
myself. She went so far away but I still see her
everyday. NOTHING, let's talk about something else before I cry.... waa,
waa, waaaaa
She can't see me, but I can, I guess I am the invisible man. She can't
see, what would be, nothing hurts worse than
being NOTHING. The invisible man, some things are hard to understand.
The invisible man, nothing worse than
turning into.....
Once upon a time, she was fine, and good people knew her name. I was on
the outside where all the animals and all
the trees were happy. What's wrong, I'm standing over here, it's just
weird that she can't see me. It's as if she
waved her magic wand and somehow turned me into NOTHING.
The invisible man, some things are hard to understand. The invisible
man, nothing worse than turning into..... She
can't see me, but I can, I guess I am the invisible man. She can't see,
what could be, changed her mind and turned
me into NOTHING.