A Taste of the Good Life

My most admirable quality is
I have fantastic taste.
That is, until some little kid,
decides to dine on paste.

When I'm quiet people always ask
if a cat's got ahold of me.
But that's silly - most cat's have their own...
they don't need two or three.

Selling seashells by the seashore
often makes me rather twisted.
But give me a pickled pepper
and I simply can't resist it.

When I take a trip to the candy store
life's at its very best.
But when I go to the doctor,
I always get depressed.

WHAT AM I?
(C) 1998, Arden Davidson

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A Tongue!