A Pipe Dream

If it has to do with water,
then it has to do with me.
I will fix your sink or toilet
for a rather hefty fee.

I carry a big toolbox
and my name is on my chest.
(That’s so that I can advertise
that my skills are the best!)

So if there’s hair stuck in your drain,
or your toilet’s overflowing,
Or if your pipes are frozen
or your basement walls are bowing,

I am the one to call
and though this sounds a bit insane,
I know I’ve done a good job
when it all goes down the drain.

Who Am I?

(C) 1998, Arden Davidson

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A Plumber!