Something In My Eye


There's something
in my eye.
If it's dust,
I think I'll cry.

If it's mud,
I think I'll scream.
If it's a fly,
I hate this dream.
If it's a spider,
it'll tickle.
If it's dead,
I'm in a pickle.
If it's a mouse,
then I'll
yell "Scram!"
But,
If it's deaf,
I'm in a jam.

If it's a fish,
I'll bawl right now.
If it's a horse,
I'll have a cow.
If it's a bee,
I'll grab its stinger.

Silly me,
it's just my finger.


(C) 1998, Arden Davidson