Haircut Schmaircut!

Today I got a haircut
and I think I'm going to cry.
Seeing myself in the mirror this way
just makes me want to die.

The top is way too short,
and my ears stick out all funny.
The back looks like the mangled tail
of a mutant Easter bunny.

My bangs look like they lost real bad
in a game of truth or dare.
A word of advice, never ever let
your best friend cut your hair!


(C) 1998, Arden Davidson