The Jones's House

Don't go inside the Jones's house,
you do and you'll regret it.
Mr. Jones has a real live monster
and his wife will make you pet it.

Their kids are even stranger,
wearing snake skins in their hair.
And when it's time for dinner,
hey, you best get out of there.

Don't ever peek through their keyholes
or peer down their bathroom drain,
'cause a giant seahorse jumps right out
and tries to steal your brain.

Next time you're out, just be aware
where all the groans and moans is,
'cause not even the scariest haunted houses
can keep up with the Jones's.



(C) 1998, Arden Davidson