Marching To A Different Guitarist

Most people have their ups and downs
I have my side to sides.
Most people don’t like mice around,
I love to give them rides.

Most people try to match their socks,
I like two different ones.
Most people want to weigh 5 lbs.
I’d rather weight 5 tons.

For the longest time, I was afraid
that I was quite insane.
I went to many doctors
but not one could change my brain.

Then I got a diagnosis
from a genius - now I’m free.
Turns out I’ve got a case of
individuality!

(There’s no cure and I hope there’ll never be!)


(C) 1998, Arden Davidson