A Matter Of Opinion

I can make the strangest noises
when I twist and twirl my tongue,
then stick it through my two front teeth
and whistle with my lung.

I can make the weirdest faces
when I wrinkle up my nose,
then twist my lips like pretzels
and tie my ears in bows.

I can make the coolest music
tapping turtles with a ruler.
I think I'm real creative.
My mom thinks I'm peculiar.


(C) 1998, Arden Davidson