Rhyme Time
Wonders


If Humpty Dumpty
was accident prone,
why was he
up on a wall?

If Jack Sprat's wife
couldn't stop
gaining weight,
why not give
Jenny Craig
a call?

If Little Miss Muffet
was so scared
of spiders,
why didn't she have
some bug spray?

If Little Jack Horner
was such
a good boy,
why was he
in the corner
anyway?


(C) 1998, Arden Davidson