I figure I should update today since I haven't since the new shows started coming out. The first new show was called
Damien or Jesus vs. Satan:
This show was about Satan's son coming to town. Damien requested that he speak with Jesus. The boys got Jesus and they showed him where Damien was and Damien called on his father the dark prince himself Satan! Cartman was pissed off because the fight was going to be on his birthday. Cartman told everyone what to get him on his invitation cards. At the weigh in between Satan and Jesus everyone had their money put on the son of God. When Satan arrived and was around 300lbs. and Jesus was ony 145lbs. they all quickly changed their bets. Well Cartman's birthday came and everyone was there and having a great time until the presents came. Stan got him a red mega man like he said, Kenny didn't get him anything because Damien turned him into a duck-billed platupus, but Kyle, poor Kyle got him Ants in the Pants and Eric snapped he went into a rage cursing and smacking the hell out of Kyle. When the fight started Jesus was getting his ass kicked through the whole thing. Then the boys came and tried to help Jesus and told him that at least one person still betted on him so he shouldn't give up even if the rest of the town betted against him. So Jesus took a swing at Satan and and barely even touched him, Satan went down for the count and was counted out then he stood up he laughed at the people of South Park because he was the peron who betted on Jesus. So he took all their money back to hell.
Way Kenny died: Shot by Uncle Jimbo because he was a duck-billed platapus!
The next new show was called:
Tom's Rhinoplasty
This show was about the boys having a substitute teacher named Ms. Ellen who turned out to be a lesbien. During the show the boys had a big crush on her and Wendy became extremely jealous. While Mr.Garrisen was getting a nose job and when it was over he looked like David Hasslehoff. In the end Mr.Garrisen came back with his regular gay-looking self and everybody was happy while Ms.Ellen was taken back to Iraq.
Way Kenny Died: Stabbed in the eye by Ms.Ellen (one of the best ever)!
The next weeks show was called:
Mecha Striesand
In this show Barbra Striesand was trying to take over the world but failed because of the boys and Robert Smith of the Cure. One of the funniest shows I've ever seen, one of the funniest parts was when Barbra was talking to Officer Barbrady and she goes "Well, you know who I am don't you" Then Officer Barbrady goes"Well I know your not Fionna Apple and if your not Fionna Apple I don't give a rats ass!" She screams and runs away and he goes"What a bitch!" If you don't find that funny e-mail me and I will find out where you live, hunt you down, and kil.. I mean make you watch the clip over and over until you laugh. The end of the show it was like a godzilla movie they all turned into monsters and in the end Barbra was destryoed.
Way Kenny died: Killed himself with the tetherball !
The most recent show was called:
Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
In this show Cartman had some serious issues to deal with he was playing with dolls, dressing up and acting like a Native American, and Dressing up and acting like an African-American. Cartman wanted to find out who his dad was but there wasn't much hope because about everyone in town has had sex with Cartman's mom. The other boys had tapped Cartman playing with dolls and sent it in to America's Stuipest home Videos. They made it to the finals but lost to Stan's grandfather who won because he tapped Kenny getting killed. They had a $3,000 dollar runner up prize so they gave it to Cartman so he could genetically find out who his father was at the gentic engenering ranch outside of town they had narrowed it down to about 10 finalists. Then they left it at that not telling who his dad is until the next new South Park in 4 weeks.
Way Kenny Died: Was on a go-cart going out of control and the go-cart flung him on to some train tracks and he was ran over by a train
