Clock strikes upon the 6 PM hour
Thank God I'm not late
Plenty to time to harass Americans
Tonight's gonna be great
I have waited up to now
to bug folks eating evening chow
and when the night falls
I start makin' calls
Oh I wanna call up somebody
I wanna disturb somebody
Yeah, I wanna call up somebody
Call up somebody I can't see
Oh I wanna call up somebody
I wanna disturb somebody
Yeah, I wanna call up somebody
Call up somebody I can't see
I worked before, in nothing jobs
and they didn't pay too much
Sooner or later, I got out
Now I reach out and touch
I needed a job that gave me the chance
to do more than sell insurance
and when the night falls
I start makin' calls
Oh I wanna call up somebody
I wanna disturb somebody
Yeah, I wanna call up somebody
Call up somebody I can't see
Oh, I wanna call up somebody
I wanna disturb somebody
Yeah, I wanna call up somebody
Call up somebody I can't see
Somebody, who, somebody who,
Somebody I can't see
Somebody who, somebody who,
Somebody who don't know me
I needed a job that gave me the chance
to do more than sell insurance
I used to be just one of the college herd,
now my name's getting to be a household word!
Oh I wanna call up somebody
I wanna disturb somebody
Yeah, I wanna call up somebody
Call up somebody I can't see
Oh I wanna call up somebody
I wanna disturb somebody
Yeah, I wanna call up somebody
Call up somebody I can't see
Ready or not, here I call
oh yeah America
Oh! Yeah! I have no mercy!
Ha ha ha ha
Oh yeah!
Don't you wanna call, call, up America?
Don't you wanna call, call, up America?
Yeah, man, don't you wanna call, call, up America?
Call up somebody you can't see?
Why don't you wanna call, call, up America?
Why? and cause an outbreak of mass hysteria?
The chance to offend two hundred million of you and me
The chance to call up somebody you can't see?
Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah yeah! Yeah yeah buddy!