I can't read this
I can't read this
I can't read this
I I I I can't read this
Reading hits me so hard
Makes my head feel full of lard
Thank you professor for cursing me
with a comprehensive final and a borderline D
I feel so bad AP has got me down
If I fail this class its back to my hometown
I came for my Bachelor's - degree
but this is a final- I can't read
I told you professor
I can't read this
Yeah, you've got to know
can't read this
Look in my eyes, doc
I can't read this
Hey, give me a hand
can't read this
Freshman kids wishing they were dead
Praying to God for another chance
They are stuck- in their seats
In the fry pan they feel like meat
Wondering where- they went wrong
All feeling like ding dongs
Like that like that
Their heads feel full of fat
They all know the doc is too mean
and this is a final- they can't read
Hey, I told you
They can't read this
Why don't you do something?
We can't read this
Yo sound the bell Time for next lecture period
No one can read this
Give us a break, please sir
All of us feel less than dirt
Hey now, we know
That down is the only way to go
Your secretary- can't type
Help us through this hype
We can't read- these words
Why are we here? It's absurd
We all feel- like twits
Why work hard? We might as well quit
This is absurd, 'cuz you know
We can't read this
We can't read this
Break us down
(background)
Stop- wasting our time
We can't go with the flow- we're dead
We've studied all night- let's go back to bed
We wave our hands- in the air
but hey prof, what do you care?
Believe in yourself, you'll be a winner
but you're eating us for dinner
Why do we tolerate- this junk?
one more minute and I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll flunk yeah
We can't read this
Look man
We can't read this
The secretary can't type, you know
How you can read this?
Ring the bell, time for next lecture period
Break us down (background)
Stop- wasting our time
We can't read this
We can't read this
We can't read this
Break us down (background)
Stop- wasting our time
Every time you see me, you'll know what its like
I don't even think you can read your type
Now why would I ever- stop trying to pass this?
If I give up, I'll fail and Mom'll be pissed
She'll kick my butt around the world, from Tokyo to the Bay
She said "Go to college son, go son, you're not there to play"
I can't read this
I can't read this
Can anybody read this?
(background in finale) Yeah- Nobody can read this
I told you, I can't read this
She can't type- can't read this
We outta here- if we can't read this