Mindless from the start, time to look real smart
Jeopardy's on the air, get yourself prepared
Watch, watch, watch somebody lose
Watch another get the glory
Two, two two guys have to lose
and that's the end of the story
That's all (echo)
Time to guess, time to try
Time to remember the formula for pi
Send in a postcard, send it soon
Alex Trebek you might meet
Make a quick decision
and think on your feet
Time for the Jeopardy Messiah
Watch the news at six, then your Jeopardy fix
That contestant seems so lame, nothing in that brain
Brain, brain, time to pick your brain
Time to guess the Daily Double
Not again, not again, agony of failure pain
Now you know you're in trouble
You know (echo)
Time to guess, time to try
Time to remember the formula for pi
Send in a postcard, send it in soon
Alex Trebek you might meet
Make a quick decision
and think on your feet
Time for the Jeopardy Messiah
(bridge)
Answering, wondering
How many millions might be watching
Makes a mistake, agonizing
Now America knows
(bridge)
Time to guess, time to try,
Time to remember 4 decimal places of pi
Send in a postcard, send it in soon
Alex Trebek you might meet
Make a quick decision
Gotta think on your feet
Try, try, try, try, try, try, try, TRY!