- A game of tennis:
Wes’s attempts to teach Joel the game of tennis were something that would be put mildly if described as a disaster. Joel attacked the game with great vigor and zeal, and those balls that did not kill innocent bystanders or destroy stationary objects were never found again.
- Skip:
Nick’s pet lizard upon which he showers much attention and affection.
- David Girdwood:
Michael Girdwood’s perfect older brother. Mike is totally inadequate and worthless when compared with his unsullied elder sibling.
