- Humanities Department: Milligan
College combines all its History, Writing,
Philosophy, Literature, and Art appreciation classes into
one massive two-year course called
Humanities. It is the largest department at
Milligan, and also the most universally disliked.
- Brian: A megalomaniac who
is more or less disliked but tolerated by all the members
of our cast. He is famous for his biting and none too
subtle sarcasm.
- Baptism: Michael Girdwood
firmly believes that baptism is necessary for salvation
to occur. This belief is much debated among the other
members of the crew.