"The universe is a really huge place with lots of stuff in it. One of those things is you. You may not like this fact. A lot of people don’t. In fact, all the people who are NOT part of the universe agree that they are much happier than the ones IN the universe. But what do they know? Actually, they don’t know anything, proving one of those rules that is NOT of those universe: ‘Ignorance is bliss’."

-The Secrets of the Universe

In the depths of space, a vast ship floated soundlessly throughout the inky void, searching for thought waves that would lead them to an intelligent race. This is why they almost passed earth by. The thought waves where weak, but they where there. The giant computer at the heart of the ship began calculating where the most concentrated area of thought waves where located on the planet, in order to land in the area of the most intelligence. Unfortunately, through a time-reversal coincidence, one of our main characters went into the past, dumped a pizza box in the main computer, and returned to the future. This pizza box caused the computer to reverse its numbers so that it headed the ship toward the LEAST intelligent area.

Inside the ship, a sinister being thought wickedly: "This is an interesting race. Let's annoy them!"