Top 10 Reasons Justin Has An Afro

10. He's always wanted to be a sheep.

9. He wants to be the first human Chia pet.

8. He wants to use his hair to sweep the floor.

7. He wants to be taller so he can play in the NBA.

6. He's going for the Marge Simpson look.

5. He thinks it's cool that he has to duck when walking through doorways.

4. He wants to blend in with the bushes in his garden.

3. He has a special bond with his 'fro and he's afraid to cut that bond.

2. When it gets big enough, he can cut it and make his own clothes.

1. He wants to look phat with his homies in tha hood. Ya know what I'm sayin?