Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" She asks gently.
"I think you bring me bad luck."
A kid was new in a school. His first class was science. His teacher
said, "please, everyone who believes in Christ please stand." The new
kid was the only one to stand. The teacher said, "Can you feel, see,
smell, taste, or hear your God?" The kid replied, "No, sir." "Then you
may sit down for your God doesn't exist," the teacher said.
The kid then asked, " May I ask something?" The teacher said yes and the teenager began, "Sir, can you feel, smell, taste, hear or see your brain?" The teacher said no. Then the kid said, "Well then you may sit down for you have no Brain!"
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police.
The officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him,
questioned her, and then asked if she wished to give her husband
any message if they found him.
"Yes," she replied readily. 'Tell him Mother didn't come after
all."
10 SIGNS YOUR COMPUTER IS OWENED BY A REDNECK
1. The monitor is up on blocks.
2. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
3. The six front keys have rotted out.
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
5. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts in them.
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